Guess What. Guess What. Chicken but. Got them
Bully: ha guess what? Nerd: what bully:you are adopted nerd: at lest I was wanted
drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns
I guess the queen ran out of totems of undying
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers
I was playing hangman, and I gave up on the word "LIFE".
Tony's wife had a divorce with Tony, she says she wants to be an independent woman
Day's later Tony's wife had an accident, guess who's crawling back for help đź’€
i saw a fat girl with a 'Guess' tshirt so i said "286lb"
When they say you live by the sword you die by the sword, not in Paul Walkers case he lived by the car died by a tree well I guess the car was stumped
When I die I what to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or," You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
Guess!!!!!
Today i find out that my cat got hit by a car accident, wellp i guess im gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again, Its not like anyone will notice.
(Joke from tik tok) My girlfriend broke up with me so I decided to take her wheelchair guess who came crawling back
the biggest inconvenience in 2001 i thought was my brother turns out it was 9/11 i guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was aluh aluckbar
When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?
i never under stood school shooting jokes
i guess they were aimed at younger audiences
Mom: “Guess where I’m taking you son!”
Son: “To the playground?”
Mom: “No to the morgue”
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what"s inside it!
i broke up with my boyfriend and stole his wheel chair.
guess who came crawling back.
