What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?
Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?
Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
I guess the queen ran out of totems of undying
I saw a fat girl with a 'Guess' t-shirt, so I said, "286lb."
When they say you live by the sword, you die by the sword, not in Paul Walker's case. He lived by the car, died by a tree. Well, I guess the car was stumped.
When I die I want to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or, "You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
Guess!!!!!
My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?