Mom: “Guess where I’m taking you son!”
Son: “To the playground?”
Mom: “No to the morgue”
What animal...howls at the moon...and...eats...cement...if you guessed wolf ur right(I threw in the cement to make it hard
(Joke from tik tok) My girlfriend broke up with me so I decided to take her wheelchair guess who came crawling back
We the jury are yet to deliver our final verdict, but we would like to have a guess. Is it Mrs. Peacock with the candlestick in the library?
I got in an argument, with the 90 degree angle. And guess What? It was right!
Stacy:: honey I'm kinda new to texting what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, lots of love I guess
Margert: Stacy are you there, I don't know if you heard but Amber and her 3 kids were killed in a car crash this morning I'm in total shock
Stacy: lol
My friend tried to sleep on napkins. I guess that's why their called NAP-kins.
The short kid came earlier than i thought , Guess he came with such short notice
Friend:Hey let me give you a little riddle theres a table four people who are supposed to sit there is you me will mary in witch or will they sit
Other friend:uhm you, me, mary and will?
Friend 1:nope guess again!
Other friend:okay what about will you mary me? oh wait...
friend 1:OF course!!!!:D
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
90,90000,1090,279402 % of girls are raped. 67% Women are raped. So I guess Girls are more sexyer than women! Who agrees? Please comment: Good or Bad.
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheese burgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through. So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress I guess :D
"guess what my wife left in the freezer"
"her miscarriage"
have you ever heard of Jane Doe? well, her husband's name is Dill, so I guess that makes him a dildo!!!
Person: guess what?
Other person: what?
Person: Chicken Butt
So, I got a paper towel roll, ripped it, but started to fart when I ripped it off, and stopped farting when I got it off the rool, and then I said; "I guess that's why it's called ripping one!"
What did the Goodlife fitness say to LA fitness? "I guess it's just not "working out"
guess what? what? chicken b*tt
I was watching a tv show where a guy was hanging off a cliff then the series ended...guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliff hanger
Dude- Hey dude guess who I am Viewers- Dora Trump- No I am President Trump Viewers- Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack Trump- today we are going to build a wall Viewers- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
