Guess jokes

Literally no one: Why can't you hear the pterodactyl?

Random person: I don't know.

No one: BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT!

Random person: Ha, cool, I guess.

What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?

"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"

Guess what my plans are for the weekend? Suing the NYCDOE for blocking (probably) WEBTOONS.com.

I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.

I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.

I guess the queen ran out of totems of undying.

Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.

My boyfriend dumped me. Guess who came back crawling for his zimmer frame?

My mom told me to recycle the trash. I guess I’m taking you for another bike ride!

I got fired for not doing enough work.

Guess I didn’t put enough backbone into it.

Guess!!!!?

I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂

My friend has a shovel made of gold. I guess you could call him a gold digger.

What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?

ShrOWd.

Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...

*World War 2 going on and then stops.*

Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."

Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.

Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!

Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:

Sit-ups: 50

Push-ups: 40

Squats: 30

Do 5 sets.

My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

I got hired to work as a camp counselor for kids with ADHD, but I got fired. I guess I shouldn't have introduced myself with "Welcome to concentration camp".