What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd.
Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...
I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂
*World War 2 going on and then stops.*
Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."
I got fired for not doing enough work.
Guess I didn’t put enough backbone into it.
My boyfriend dumped me. Guess who came back crawling for his zimmer frame?
I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.
I guess the queen ran out of totems of undying.
Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.
My mom told me to recycle the trash. I guess I’m taking you for another bike ride!
My friend has a shovel made of gold. I guess you could call him a gold digger.
Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:
Sit-ups: 50
Push-ups: 40
Squats: 30
Do 5 sets.
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.
I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.
I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."
My friend tried to sleep on napkins.
I guess that's why they're called NAP-kins.
Hey, guess what I got for my birthday.
No, what did you get? Older.
Us three get along well. I guess you could say we're the TREE-o!
We the jury are yet to deliver our final verdict, but we would like to have a guess.
Is it Mrs. Peacock with the candlestick in the library?
