Guess jokes

Jake had sex and broke her hymen, guess he’s Jake the ripper.

Literally no one: Why can't you hear the pterodactyl?

Random person: I don't know.

No one: BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT!

Random person: Ha, cool, I guess.

I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.

My boyfriend dumped me. Guess who came back crawling for his zimmer frame?

My mom told me to recycle the trash. I guess I’m taking you for another bike ride!

I got fired for not doing enough work.

Guess I didn’t put enough backbone into it.

I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.

I guess the queen ran out of totems of undying.

Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.

Guess!!!!?

My friend has a shovel made of gold. I guess you could call him a gold digger.

What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?

ShrOWd.

Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...

*World War 2 going on and then stops.*

Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."

Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:

Sit-ups: 50

Push-ups: 40

Squats: 30

Do 5 sets.

Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.

Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!

I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂

What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?

"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"

Friend: Hi.

Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?

Friend: Me?

Me: Damn, no, not you.

Friend: Then who?

Me: The orphan kid.

I guess we're the same.

Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!

Plagiarism!