Literally no one: Why can't you hear the pterodactyl?
Random person: I don't know.
No one: BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT!
Random person: Ha, cool, I guess.
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
My boyfriend dumped me. Guess who came back crawling for his zimmer frame?
My mom told me to recycle the trash. I guess I’m taking you for another bike ride!
I got fired for not doing enough work.
Guess I didn’t put enough backbone into it.
I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.
I guess the queen ran out of totems of undying.
Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.
Guess!!!!?
My friend has a shovel made of gold. I guess you could call him a gold digger.
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd.
Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...
*World War 2 going on and then stops.*
Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:
Sit-ups: 50
Push-ups: 40
Squats: 30
Do 5 sets.
Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂
Friend: Hi.
Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?
Friend: Me?
Me: Damn, no, not you.
Friend: Then who?
Me: The orphan kid.
I guess we're the same.
Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!
Plagiarism!
I got in an argument with the 90-degree angle. And guess what? It was right!
