Guess Jokes

I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed

I guess the queen ran out of totems of undying

drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns

I needed to take a phone call so I went to the the nearest exit I guess you can say it was very exciting 😂

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What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?

"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK"

My boyfriend dumped me guess who came back crawling for his zimmer frame.....

is your refrigerator running ''yeah i guess'' well you better go catch it haha im girl it funny

I went to my girlfriends house one day in Alabama when I met her brother he said well I guess there’s no more you stuck in the dryer

There were three woman, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL.. Then comes in a famous rapper guess which one he picked ???

Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!

Plagiarism!

Which room has no doors and no windows?

Hey guess what I got for my birthday. No what did you get? Older

When the airplane saw the twin towers, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it guess we will go through it."

Guess whos parents didn't survive?

Livs's parents

My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially baiting a rod. I guess you could call him the Master-Baiter

Us 3 get along well. I guess you could say we're the TREE-o!

Kid at wish I wish I could be Batman doctor okay shoots mum and dad doctor I guess now you’ll have to be gay you wanted to be like Batman

Q: My dad woke up one morning about to go to work but he was still really tired, so he decided the qiuckest way to wake him up was to slap him in the face. So he asked me to do it but I guess I don't know my own strangth and so-he went back to sleep again...