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well i guess exoplanets never had some exoloration ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
In life you either yeet or get yeeten, or you beat or get beaten.
I guess I failed.
One time my friend nutted into my bag of trail-mix. I guess you could say I fucking ate a different kind of nut
Im deaf. My deaf ex-wife cheated on me with a guy who i met on a deaf social trip who was also deaf. I guess i didnt see the signs at the time.
My dad died, so I dug his grave. I was asked why I murdered him, I answered "Guess we'll never know who did it because he dug his own grave." My father was William Afton.๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ๐ฅต๐ฅต๐ฅด๐ฅด๐ฅด๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐คซ๐คซ๐คซ๐คซ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฅฐ๐๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐ฅด๐ฅด๐ฅด๐ฅด๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐คง๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐ฉ๐ฌ๐ฃ๐ณ๐๐ฅถ๐คง๐ฅต๐ฉ๐ซ๐คง๐ค๐๐ฅต๐ฆ๐ณ๐ฎ๐๐ข๐ค๐ซ๐๐คค๐๐ซ๐ฌ๐ฅฑ๐๐ฅด๐คฃ๐๐๐๐๐๐
If Donald Trump had sex with and orange guess what his son would be?
A orange tree! :>
I broke up with my girlfriend and stole her wheelchair
Guess who likes vegetables now?
Guess Mcfee doesnโt clear all computer viruses
A women decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday She spends $15,000 and looks sensational. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, โI hope you donโt mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?โ.
โAbout 32,โ is the reply.โ
โNope! Iโm exactly 50,โ the woman says happily.<br> A little while later she goes into McDonaldโs and asks the counter girl the very same question.
The girl replies, โIโd guess about 29.โ The woman replies with a big smile, โNope, Iโm 50.โ
Now sheโs feeling really good about herself. She stops at a candy shop on her way down the street.
She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the assistant the same burning question.
The clerk responds, โOh, Iโd say 30.โ
Again she proudly responds, โIโm 50, but thank you!โ
While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question.
He replies, โLady, Iโm 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, when I was young there was a sure-fire way to tell how old a woman was. It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra Then, and only then I can tell you EXACTLY how old you are.โ
They wait in silence on the empty street until her curiosity gets the better of her. She finally blurts out, โWhat the hell, go ahead.โ
He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully. He bounces and weighs each breast and he gently pinches each nipple. He pushes her breasts together and rubs them against each other.
After a couple of minutes of this, she says, โOkay, okay.....How old am I?โ
He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and says, โMadam, you are 50.โ
Stunned and amazed, the woman says, โThat was incredible, how could you tell?โ
โI was behind you at McDonaldsโ.
Guess what? If your mom ever wants to have sex with you, tell her to make another.
my wife and i went to the bar to get a drink but 2 mins later i see her dead on the ground i guess she couldent see the bottle flying at her face then i laughed and went home.
A: guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like? Q: one that has a sense of money
I TOLD MY WIFE SHE WAS LOUSY IN BED SHE REPLIED I GUESS YOU HAVE BEEN SEEING YOUR X GIRLFRIEND UH
When you are losing at tetris i guess the odds are STACKED against you
I called my sister a party pooper after she came to my party uninvited Grampa said that the only ones who poop at parties are the ones who don't get invited So I guess that means I was the party pooper at my own birthday?
The date is April 1st Somebody asks you whatโs you are doing โI guess you could say Iโm... fooling around ( โงโ อสโ)โ
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blowed up and okra was everywhere . I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
