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One time my friend nutted into my bag of trail-mix. I guess you could say I fucking ate a different kind of nut

Papyrus:nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude! Sans:I guess now it says pool dude ;) Papyrus:SSSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS

I was watching a tv show where a guy was hanging off a cliff then the series ended...guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliff hanger

I guess age is just a number but in your boyfriends case a personal preference.

This Fairy Tail shirt is only $9.99! Guess you can say that's a fair retail.

My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blowed up and okra was everywhere . I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!

I had a boyfriend once, he broke up with me because he "wanted to be more alive," guess it didn't work when he went to my basement.

guess how i got away from my mom saying i can't play fortnite, i took my stuff and I ran to Iran

How many babies does it take to replace a light bulb? I'm guessing more than 10 cause its still dark in my basement.

I lost my job making storage units for the police after a week, guess you could say it was a brief case

Jake had sex and broke her hymen guess he’s Jake rip her

So, I know that there are a lot of egg YOLKS on this website, and I guess I got BEAT to it, but I'm EGGcited to say EGGsactly what the eggs say. I know I;m bad at this but I hope you will crack up anywat

I did so much research that I got BONE-tired from doing this TIBIA honest. You probably didn’t find that HUMERUS. I got a SKELETON of these puns. I guess i could learn a FEMUR puns. I was wondering if the the creators of this site could TALUS how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years-old.

SO IM A COW GUESS WHAT MY DAD THINKS OF THAT? HE SAYS IM A LOOOOSMER

I left Iran guess how. I RAN

is your refrigerator running ''yeah i guess'' well you better go catch it haha im girl it funny

Hey guess what I got for my birthday. No what did you get? Older

My dad and I were talking and my cat left the room So I said “I guess she wasn’t fealine it” My dad said “you’ve got to be kitten me that was purfect” I said “literally”