Guess Jokes

*World war 2 going on and then stops* Me: I guess you vould say it was a gory-ious battle.

I needed to take a phone call so I went to the the nearest exit I guess you can say it was very exciting 😂

is your refrigerator running ''yeah i guess'' well you better go catch it haha im girl it funny

Stephen could not click the im not a robot so well I guess he is fucked

When the airplane saw the twin towers, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it guess we will go through it."

Guess whos parents didn't survive?

Livs's parents

Stacy:: honey I'm kinda new to texting what does lol mean?

Justin: I'm not sure, lots of love I guess

Margert: Stacy are you there, I don't know if you heard but Amber and her 3 kids were killed in a car crash this morning I'm in total shock

Stacy: lol

The short kid came earlier than i thought , Guess he came with such short notice

I got in an argument, with the 90 degree angle. And guess What? It was right!

(Joke from tik tok) My girlfriend broke up with me so I decided to take her wheelchair guess who came crawling back

Mom: “Guess where I’m taking you son!”

Son: “To the playground?”

Mom: “No to the morgue”

What animal...howls at the moon...and...eats...cement...if you guessed wolf ur right(I threw in the cement to make it hard

Kid at wish I wish I could be Batman doctor okay shoots mum and dad doctor I guess now you’ll have to be gay you wanted to be like Batman

There were three woman, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL.. Then comes in a famous rapper guess which one he picked ???

I went to my girlfriends house one day in Alabama when I met her brother he said well I guess there’s no more you stuck in the dryer

My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially baiting a rod. I guess you could call him the Master-Baiter

I feel weird to ask this but... can anyone guess my real name?

#Imbored

Q: My dad woke up one morning about to go to work but he was still really tired, so he decided the qiuckest way to wake him up was to slap him in the face. So he asked me to do it but I guess I don't know my own strangth and so-he went back to sleep again...