What do you call a kid who's been kidnapped?
Well, her name's Sally, so I guess... Sally. My main concern is getting her out of the freezer.
I tend to think my ‘depression’ is for attention I guess I have depressed depression
i ate to many temmie flakes... i guess i got a TEMMIE ACHE!!!!
Digging stuff up is too hard
Guess Necrophilia isn’t for everybody
"Guess how I got to Germany so fast?"
"Because I was Russian!"
Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.
I said ‘ a smile’
They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay
My plan to avoid them is to not go to school
Going to school is mandatory in this country
Can you guess my plan?
Q:There was two tampons walking down the road the other day guess what they said to each other
A:nothing cause they're both stuck up cunts
If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.
I guess hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.
Me: My gf broke up with me yesterday and I had her wheel chair
Me: guess who came crawling right back
My joke: You have to guess answers come at 3:00 Why did the cow jump in space
Hint... it smelled it fav food 🍱 and saw his futu
That hint was technically the whole awnser can you guess in 3 hours lol I will be posting every time and my give away starts at 5:00 my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs
I got in a car crash with a dwarf one day. He came storming out, and glared at me. I lowered my window and called out "So, I'm guessing you're not happy?".
Papyrus ran headfast into a windmill. Guess you can call him a bone head
Guess why orphans can't be gay?. Cause they have no one to call Daddy.
When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?
what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple
guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging
what game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?
hangman
I am a failure to everyone and decided to attemp a suicide, guess what? I failed
my brother wanted to go fishing i told him he had to learn how to master bait go look it up on youtube guess who is grounded
This Fairy Tail shirt is only $9.99! Guess you can say thats a fair retail.
I guess that corn is a-maize-ing
