Guess Jokes

People say I LIKE UR CUT G. Which is when u get a fresh cut but I guess when u go bald we can say like ur forehead g

I know it’s really really really really really bad

the biggest inconvenience in 2001 i thought was my brother turns out it was 9/11 i guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was aluh aluckbar

My grandma used to beat the hell out of me for coming home late.. Guess who's late now..

When they say you live by the sword you die by the sword, not in Paul Walkers case he lived by the car died by a tree well I guess the car was stumped

I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.. Guess what? It had no home button.

guess how i got away from my mom saying i can't play fortnite, i took my stuff and I ran to Iran

imagine the russians showing up late to the 1917 revoloution with a tsarbucks in hand. they were late so I guess they weren't russian. They were probaly stalin.

So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman

Today i find out that my cat got hit by a car accident, wellp i guess im gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again, Its not like anyone will notice.

My friends hate when i make skeleton jokes.I guess i need to put more backbone into it.

So, I know that there are a lot of egg YOLKS on this website, and I guess I got BEAT to it, but I'm EGGcited to say EGGsactly what the eggs say. I know I;m bad at this but I hope you will crack up anywat

I left Iran guess how. I RAN

My friend wanna do martial arts but he disabled so I guess it’s partial arts

I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better then shouting he’s got a gun at the airport

This dad went out hunting, he killed a deer. He came home and he and his wife decided to have it for dinner but not tell their kids. Instead, they made them guess. The dad said "It's something that daddy calls mommy" The little girl yells to her brother "Don't eat it! It's an ass!"

I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed. I guess it was a bad delivery

When I die I what to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or," You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"