It was pornography class, and there was a break.
Two adults were "having a good time" till the teacher says..
Teacher: Hey! SAY ALL THE NUMBERS TO 10,000 NOW!
Adult 1: How about I say my abc's?
Teacher: Go ahead, i guess....
Adult 1: A B C E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Teacher: Wheres the D?
Adult 2: Inside me...
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers
I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda guess it is just a FANTAsea.
I had a boyfriend once, he broke up with me because he "wanted to be more alive," guess it didn't work when he went to my basement.
They say making and having friends comes with some benefits, I guess You could say I have friends with benefits
been getting alot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, i guess its a sign i should go lower
Just saw the news that Kobe passed. I guess there's a first for everything.
One day, a little girl was texting her friend. " Guess what Angelica!" said the little girl
"What?" Angelica replied
"I'm a guy."
I like my girlfriends new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one 😀
GUESS WHAT U GET WHEN U CROSS A DARKSIDE AND YOUR KING
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie? because it was rated RRRRGGGG
i am guessing u dont understand :(
I used to date this girl only to find out she’s guy. I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
What did the twin towers say to each other
Sorry if that offended anyone
“I guess we are going down together”
My lesbian neighbors and my sister gave me a Rolex for my birthday, guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted a watch
A cat gets its tail run over, and it’s mother assured him it’ll be okay. “You just have to stay PAW-sitive!”
The mother was later killed in her sleep because her son hates puns. At the funeral, one of her daughters said, “You have CAT to be KITTEN me right MEOW!”
Guess who dies next.
How did I know where you would go next? Oh I felt it in my bones!
