Guess Jokes

My friend wanna do martial arts but he disabled so I guess it’s partial arts

I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed. I guess it was a bad delivery

In British chess I guess they play without a queen...

But in American chess they play without 2 towers

When I die I what to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or," You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"

guess what chicken butt knock knock whos there anal

I guess age is just a number but in your boyfriends case a personal preference.

for 15 cents a day you can feed an African child they eat spare change i guess

I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda guess it is just a FANTAsea.

What did the twin towers say to each other

Sorry if that offended anyone

“I guess we are going down together”

Just saw the news that Kobe passed. I guess there's a first for everything.

One day, a little girl was texting her friend. " Guess what Angelica!" said the little girl

"What?" Angelica replied

"I'm a guy."

Bro the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died and do you know the meme "No Bi***es?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.

I like my girlfriends new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one 😀

been getting alot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, i guess its a sign i should go lower

Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie? because it was rated RRRRGGGG

i am guessing u dont understand :(

They say making and having friends comes with some benefits, I guess You could say I have friends with benefits

I had a boyfriend once, he broke up with me because he "wanted to be more alive," guess it didn't work when he went to my basement.

The popular girl told me "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!" Two weeks later, She shows up pregnant.

... I guess her rubber broke too

My son said that bully needs a pounding then i say Yeah right that is what i said and did to your mother.My son opens his mouth and freezes i guess he knew what i was talking about.