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Use

Gonky

Guess Stephan Hawkins never had use sweatcoin😂

Difference

oh no it hitler

whats the difference between cancer and me

my dad didn’t beat cancer…whelp i guess i stole that one

Animal

CatPunsAlwayz

Hey, did you hear about the cat revolution? It was a cat-astrophy! I guess we just have to stay PAWSitive!

Wife

Abortion Humor

“guess what my wife left in the freezer”

“her miscarriage”

French

Daniel King

What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?

I guess that’s a wrap!

Puns

Anonymous

So apparently, Hitler’s dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.

Guess that’s why he’s called (Hit)ler.

Guess

Xxxpiration date

I guess you can say he xxxpired

Stairs

Anonymous

I guess grandpa took the elevator to heaven. he definitely didn’t make it up the stairs

Girl

Anonymous

The at three people in a plane it is about to crash there is trump,Obama,nine year old girl, but only 2 para- soots Obama says “oh my I need one I need to protect my family” so he jumps off! Trump says “oh I am the smartest man in the world I must take it” so he jumps off 9 year old- welp I guess he took my school backpack" :) so she leaves the plane! What a good ending

Miss

Shroom

Stormtroopers- I guess they never miss huh?

Man

Dale Weidert

An old lady walks into an ice cream store. Clerk greets her and says, “What will it be today ma’am…we have every flavor you can imagine”. Old lady says, “Well, I guess I’d like a quart of chocolate ice cream”. The clerk says, “Sorry ma’am, we’re out of chocolate today. Any other flavor we’ll have”. "“Ok” she replies, “Why don’t you just give me a pint of chocolate ice cream”. The clerk says just a little louder in case she’s hard of hearing, “Sorry ma’am, but we’re fresh out of chocolate ice cream”. The old lady says, “Oh, ok. Why don’t you just get me a cone with one scoop of chocolate ice cream?”. Finally totally exasperated the clerk says, “Wait a minute lady. Can you spell Van as in vanilla?”. “Why of course young man” she says, “V-A-N”. “Right” the clerk says, “Can you spell Straw as in strawberry?”. “Well of course, Straw”, she replied. “Ok then” he says, “Now spell Fuck as in chocolate”. She says, “There’s no Fuck in chocolate”. He says, “That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you… THERE’S NO FUCKING CHOCOLATE!!!”.

Pool

UndertaleGamer4543

Papyrus:nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude! Sans:I guess now it says pool dude ;) Papyrus:SSSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS

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Puns

Anonymous

I needed to take a phone call so I went to the the nearest exit I guess you can say it was very exciting 😂

War

Bloody Tigeress

World war 2 going on and then stops Me: I guess you vould say it was a gory-ious battle.

Hurt

J0K35 (week 1)

What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?

ShrOWd

guess what, shroud is back on wje, idk why, but he is…

Friend

YT DARKLORD

My friend has a shovel made of gold I guess you could call him a Gold digger

Puns

Anonymous

My friend tried to sleep on napkins. I guess that’s why their called NAP-kins.

Puns

Anonymous

Hey guess what I got for my birthday. No what did you get? Older

Beat

RallyCat2004

In life you either yeet or get yeeten, or you beat or get beaten.

I guess I failed.

Tree

Hey dude

Us 3 get along well. I guess you could say we’re the TREE-o!

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