Guess Jokes

A kid asks hims mom "mom how much do you love me" the mother responds with "i love you as much as i love your brother" the kid looks confused and says "but i don't have a brother" the mother smiles and says "well i guess my love is not existing

I saw my friend hang themselves my response was i guess they wanted to hang with someone

i ate to many temmie flakes... i guess i got a TEMMIE ACHE!!!!

I tend to think my ‘depression’ is for attention I guess I have depressed depression

I did so much research that I got BONE-tired from doing this TIBIA honest. You probably didn’t find that HUMERUS. I got a SKELETON of these puns. I guess i could learn a FEMUR puns. I was wondering if the the creators of this site could TALUS how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years-old.

What did the cop say after he shot the ginger? "I guess orange is the new black"

Digging stuff up is too hard

Guess Necrophilia isn’t for everybody

What do you call a kid who's been kidnapped?

Well, her name's Sally, so I guess... Sally. My main concern is getting her out of the freezer.

"Guess how I got to Germany so fast?"

"Because I was Russian!"

Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.

I said ‘ a smile’

They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay

My plan to avoid them is to not go to school

Going to school is mandatory in this country

Can you guess my plan?

I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess" I said 215kg, he didnt find it as funny

If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.

I guess hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.

Guess Stephens batteries died

Me: My gf broke up with me yesterday and I had her wheel chair

Me: guess who came crawling right back

I got in a car crash with a dwarf one day. He came storming out, and glared at me. I lowered my window and called out "So, I'm guessing you're not happy?".

Papyrus ran headfast into a windmill. Guess you can call him a bone head