Growth jokes

My mom said she wanted to be a comedian when she grows up. So after she was an adult, she had kids. When they were old enough, she told them you could be whatever you want...

What's the city with the fastest growing population?

Ireland, cuz it's Dublin everyday!

I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Milk makes you tall, right?

Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?

What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry.

(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")

What did the big tree say to the little one? Grow a pear!

There are 206 bones in the human body.

207 when I'm at a nursery.

A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.”

“Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”

I used to hate foot fungus, but now it's growing on me.

I like plants, but then I decided to turn over a new leaf and branch out.

Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and went up to her mom and asked, "Mom, I have hair on my privates, what is it?"

"Oh, honey, that's your monkey," the mom says.

So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says, "My monkey has hair on it!" The sister replies with a laugh, "You think that's cool? My monkey is already eating bananas!"

My girlfriend used to give the best blowjobs, then she grew teeth.

This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.

Girls: 🙏 *Period* ✍️💅

Men: 🗿 *Growth* 🗿🗿🗿

What did the math acorn say when it grew up?

"Gee-I'm-a-tree."

Most people age up on their birthdays,

Stephen levels up.

Bully: Shut up.

Me: I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up.

What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?

Mosscow

I have something on my lip and I think I’m taller than you.

"Who am I?"

What do you call an overly clingy child?

A tumor.