Growth jokes

Friend: What goes up but not down?

You: Your age.

This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."

What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?

Puberty waits for the blow up.

Old woman: You are such a darling child. Please come and see me again next year.

A year later, as child walks up to the door of the old lady's house...

Old woman: Oh my! Goodness sakes, child! Have you grown, or have I shrank???

Child: Both.

There are 206 bones in the human body.

207 when I'm at a nursery.

What is the difference between a priest and a zit?

The zit waits until you're twelve to come on your face.

When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."

When Stephen Hawking's teacher asked him, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

He said, "Six foot four."

My mom told me a joke she made 13 years ago, but she didn't tell me what it was... Anyways, I'm turning 14 next month.

The population in Ireland's capital started rapidly growing. In fact, it's Dublin!

Have you ever been eight before?

You were between 7 and 9.

I have something on my lip and I think I’m taller than you.

"Who am I?"

What’s the difference between a zit and a priest? The zit waits 'til you're 12 to cum on your face.

What's the difference between a child and a cancer diagnosis? At least the cancer grows up and leaves eventually.

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I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I see you, I throw up.

Travis has baby hands.

A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.”

“Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”

What did the big tree say to the little one? Grow a pear!

Bully: Shut up.

Me: I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up.