Growth jokes

What's the city with the fastest growing population?

Ireland, cuz it's Dublin everyday!

I have something on my lip and I think I’m taller than you.

"Who am I?"

Do you think midgets start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?

I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I see you, I throw up.

Old woman: You are such a darling child. Please come and see me again next year.

A year later, as child walks up to the door of the old lady's house...

Old woman: Oh my! Goodness sakes, child! Have you grown, or have I shrank???

Child: Both.

What is the difference between a priest and a zit?

The zit waits until you're twelve to come on your face.

Cancer jokes really grow on you--unlike the patients' hair.

Trees are so social. They're always branching out.

When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."

How is the business in Ukraine? It's booming.

Thank you so much for helping me get to 20 followers! I'm so happy, every time I look at my followers going up, it makes me so happy. I can't wait to keep posting other things on here! <3

What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?

Puberty waits for the blow up.

Travis has baby hands.

There are 206 bones in the human body.

207 when I'm at a nursery.

My mom told me a joke she made 13 years ago, but she didn't tell me what it was... Anyways, I'm turning 14 next month.

I used to hate foot fungus, but now it's growing on me.

What do you call an overly clingy child?

A tumor.

What’s the difference between a zit and a priest? The zit waits 'til you're 12 to cum on your face.

One day I was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger. It grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all. Now I am just a big butthole typing this. Please help me!

What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry.

(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")