Growth jokes

You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.

Friend: What goes up but not down?

You: Your age.

What goes up but never comes down? Your age. You have probably heard this joke before.

Madden, because tissue, I weep Tears like rivers, cascading deep In this world, so full of strife I find solace in this fragile life.

Oh tissue, tender and so pure, Absorbing pain, a whispered cure. Each tear that falls, you gently hold, A conduit for the stories untold.

In the quiet moments, I confide In your embrace, I can't hide The weight of sorrow, the burden's strain You're there, a balm for every pain.

But madden, oh how you disrupt, In your chaos, emotions erupt. You twist and tangle, hearts collide, Leaving us lost, unable to decide.

Yet even in your tangled mess, You bring forth growth, a rare finesse, For in the madness, we find our way To stand tall, facing a brand-new day.

So madden, meet tissue, ever entwined, In this dance of emotions, our souls aligned. Through tears and anger, joy and fears, We find strength, as life perseveres.

Short and sweet, this tale of strife, Unraveling souls, seeking life. Madden, because tissue, we may be, But we'll rise above, forever free.

I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I see you, I throw up.

What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?

A fine addition to my erection.

Travis has baby hands.

When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."

Have you ever been eight before?

You were between 7 and 9.

I used to look up to my mom, but now that I am 12, I look down on her.

What’s the difference between a zit and a priest? The zit waits 'til you're 12 to cum on your face.

Why do men lick girls' boobs in sex?

'Cause they are just boys.

Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!

This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."