Growth jokes
Girls: π *Period* βοΈπ
Men: πΏ *Growth* πΏπΏπΏ
Why do lawyers use Viagra? To grow taller.
The population in Ireland's capital started rapidly growing. In fact, it's Dublin!
Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.
One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."
This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
Have you ever been eight before?
You were between 7 and 9.
A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her mom naked taking a shower and asks, "Mommy, mommy, when am I gonna get breasts?" Mom says, "Oh, when you're 12 or 13." The little girl looks down and seeβs her pubes and asks, "Mommy, mommy, when am I gonna get hair down there?" Mom says, "Oh, about the same time you get breasts."
Then the little girl walks in and sees her dad sitting on the bed with a hard on and asks, "Daddy, daddy, when am I gonna get one of those?" Dad says, "Soon as your mom leaves for work."
Most people age up on their birthdays,
Stephen levels up.
Trees are just bushes with lift kits.
What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?
A fine addition to my erection.
βIf you're a dwarf and you're offended by that, grow up.β
I used to look up to my mom, but now that I am 12, I look down on her.
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6β3β+ guy, I would be considered attractive.π
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?
Mosscow
The peanut gained confidence and finally came out of its shell.
What are the similarities between an orphan and a newborn plant?
Both their parents were separated.
Community talk
Holy shit guys like fuck the ny, look back to 6 months ago, when this site was dead affff, HOW far we've came since since opal really fucked up (it's we love u now) and now there had been so many posts within the past few days, I genuinely remember a time when there hadn't been a new most in weeks (that's cap it was more like 6 or 7 days)
but I feel like I should do a shout out thing like Kitty did, but not of ppl i like, just ppl who have done so much for this site in the past year , I don't really know if i can be asse rn tho, and I'll defo forget ppl, so give me some names in the comments and I'll post later,
guys i find it so weird that last time i was on here I was 11 and now im 13 like whatt. the ite changed so much mannn
HELPHELP. I'm sad there r so many ppl, (who 1 I think had already started using alts) there are all way to sensitive(we'll fix that) but at the same time I'm happy cuz the sites picking up