My grandfather was there when the titanic sank…he shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they Finally kicked him out of the movie theater…haha

Yo mama’s so fat, she works in the movie theater as screen.

What’s the king of all school supplies? A ruler

What’s a flower’s favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies