Movie Theater jokes

My grandfather was there when the Titanic sank. He shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they finally kicked him out of the movie theater... haha

My grandpa kept warning the people on the Titanic that the boat was going to sink. Result: he got kicked out of the movie theater.

Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.

Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.

Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movie theater as a screen.

People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.

He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.

Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!

What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.

What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.

What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.

Why can't orphans go to movies?

There PG-13 movies.

I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. I was sitting in the back of the movie theater, where no one was. Suddenly, she was sitting in front of me with some guy she was hugging. I was furious. I couldn't stay there anymore, so her friend and I had to finish it in the toilet.

I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.

I love how in horror movies the person calls out, "Hello," as if the psycho will answer, "Hey, what's up? I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"

What's an orphan's favorite movie?

"Home Alone."

What's the best thing you can do if you're feeling lonely?

Watch a scary movie. You won't feel lonely anymore.