Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.
Have you heard the saying, "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Great saying.
Not so great way to find out you are adopted.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
Summer wasn't too bad either.
9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.
Jesus is great because Jesus is good. Amen.
Mr. Smith: Neona, tell us what you have for the biggest competition that we can do to keep our competitors out of the winning streak?
Neona: Will thought we used more sales and more advertising.
Mr. Smith: It's already a good idea. Now what about the business plan? We need it as recommendations to keep the business going. Tell me, what do you have in mind?
Neona: It is better to always have a plan. I was thinking that we can get higher prices and always get great deals. The people will go nuts for a great deal!
Mr. Smith: Perfect. Now let's take a 5 minute break.
Mr. Smith: Ok, 5 minutes is up! Now Neona, I know you are an intern, but what are the best things we can do for the company?
Neona: Hmm...let's see...will we can start with all the things people love! If this is going to work then we have have to......
Yo forehead is bigger than the Great Wall of China!
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
Grove Christian School is a great school in Richmond, Virginia. I recommend that you go there.
My great great grandfather killed Hitler😌
Trump wants people to think he's a great golfer. But the only handicap he has is a mental one.
Everyone thought I'd have a great year...
14 years just gave me more chances.
Haven't had sex since I got out of jail; although sex in jail wasn't that great, either.
The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.
I'm great!! I'm good. I'm doing good hahaha. I mean "well" haha! Haha I'm doing well, not good! Haha I'm not doing good! I'm not doing so good.
If I make a great joke, I will pay for it.
Why did the ass start a gardening service?
It was great at dropping SEEDS.
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
Stephanie has a great thumb!
True story: In 1986, in the midst of the HIV epidemic, they made condoms available to the public. At that time, me and my boyfriend were 13 years old. My boyfriend was so happy: "These will make great water balloons!" And I was even happier. I did not have to pack a lunch for school tomorrow, lol.
