Great jokes

I just came up with a really good deaf people joke! The great thing is that they won't be able to hear it!

My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

Humans and sharks have something in common: the great ones are always white.

What's great about having sex with twenty-eight year olds?

There's ate of them.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar.

These two have been great friends for over 20 years...play golf together...and meet every Tuesday at a classy bar for a glass of wine...talk about golf...good wine and spiritual matters. One day while at the bar enjoying a glass of merlot, the Rabbi raises his glass of wine and says to his long time friend.."brother, do you believe Jesus turned water into wine?"...the Priest thinks for a moment and raises his glass of wine and replies..."yes brother, I do believe Jesus turned water into wine...but don't get excited...since Jesus was Jewish, the wine was probably Manischewitz."

What hype is this place out? Is it for the night? You cannot say what is a great night. I have a good night.

What is a great 👍 for?

Fun.

Why did God make the devils die?

God is great!

Don't you just love wrecking little girl's pussies? Like the tight feeling is just amazing. The great amount [of] ecstasy you feel when you cum and they get all squirmy. It's just the best.

I have a great job for you, but you have to start it off...

Knock, knock...

Who's there?

I don't know?!?

Why do rappers make great fishermen?

They always have the best HOOKS.

Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.

Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂

Have you heard the saying, "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Great saying.

Not so great way to find out you are adopted.

Have a great year!

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

Summer wasn't too bad either.

My great uncle died in a concentration camp.

He fell off one of the guard towers.

God is good. God is great.

9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.

Jesus is great because Jesus is good. Amen.