Great jokes
What is a great 👍 for?
Fun.
What hype is this place out? Is it for the night? You cannot say what is a great night. I have a good night.
Why did God make the devils die?
God is great!
I have a great job for you, but you have to start it off...
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
I don't know?!?
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
Summer wasn't too bad either.
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.
My great uncle died in a concentration camp.
He fell off one of the guard towers.
God is good. God is great.
Have you heard the saying, "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Great saying.
Not so great way to find out you are adopted.
Have a great year!
Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂
9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.
Jesus is great because Jesus is good. Amen.
Mr. Smith: Neona, tell us what you have for the biggest competition that we can do to keep our competitors out of the winning streak?
Neona: Will thought we used more sales and more advertising.
Mr. Smith: It's already a good idea. Now what about the business plan? We need it as recommendations to keep the business going. Tell me, what do you have in mind?
Neona: It is better to always have a plan. I was thinking that we can get higher prices and always get great deals. The people will go nuts for a great deal!
Mr. Smith: Perfect. Now let's take a 5 minute break.
Mr. Smith: Ok, 5 minutes is up! Now Neona, I know you are an intern, but what are the best things we can do for the company?
Neona: Hmm...let's see...will we can start with all the things people love! If this is going to work then we have have to......
Yo forehead is bigger than the Great Wall of China!
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
Grove Christian School is a great school in Richmond, Virginia. I recommend that you go there.
My great great grandfather killed Hitler😌
Trump wants people to think he's a great golfer. But the only handicap he has is a mental one.