30 people died in a car wreck before they got to Heaven God asked for one wish because they died in a tragic way the first lady she was obsessed with her looks so she asked to be beautiful and God granted her wish the next person didn't know what to wish for so they wish for the same thing the guy in the very back was laughing having a grand old time then god got to the person before the last he aaid the same he wished to be beautiful when God got to the last person he said I want them all to be ugly again.
What is a retards favorite race? The grand autismo
Ariana Grande had 7 husbands, so she had 7 rings.
English: Toto is at school and asks if he can go to the bathroom. The teacher says no. Then, she asks Toto, “Where is the biggest river in the world?” “Under my bench,” he replies.
French: Toto est à l’école et demande s’il peut aller au salle de bain. La maîtresse dit non. Puis, elle demande à Toto, “Où est le plus grand riviere du monde ?” “Sous mon banc,” il répond.
He turns, he shoots!
And that is a horrible end to the Grand National...
Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, and you thought you were looking at the grand canyon.
i am the grand wizard mak
How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door? She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.
When ariana grande broke up with pete she said she has on less problem with out you.
What are is the best feeling for an Orphan when he playes Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer. I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.
What do you call a otter video game that is about robbing?- Grand Theft Otter!
Today Me and My Best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge and i told him to back up, R.I.P to him.
Ariana Grande was in the store and when she pustest her groecy she said "Thank you, next"
I should name my dog Ariana Grande That way I could say that I fucked Ariana Grande
my grand mother made her passage on the titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
I just wish i went on a date with ariana grande and then everybody hey i fuck ariana grande.
When ariana grande walked into the chruch she said GOD IS A WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
how many Americans does it take to fill the grand canyon
4
