A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone. It’s either really terrible news or really great news.
"Hey, today was great."
"What happened?"
"I ran into my ex today."
"What's so great about that?"
"I was in my car."
what happens when the president turns emo? the great depression
"I had a great day today." "Why?" "Because Allison was frustrated at her calculator and started banging it on the side of the table and the teacher screamed, 'Allison how would you like it if I banged you on the table?'"
A son walks up to his dad and says "Dad! I just had sex for the first time." The dad goes "Great! Wanna sit down and talk about it?" The son says "I cant sit right now, my butt is very sore."
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, No atmosphere.
I got a new pair of gloves today, but they're both 'lefts' which, on one hand, is great, but on the other, it's just not right.
Two antennas got married on a roof. The ceremony was horrible but the reception was great!
Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?
Yea, they went through 80 stories in seconds.
yo hairline was used as the blue blint for the great wall of china
Nurse: Don't worry i'm great with babies. Parents: You are? Nurse: Yea, i always abort them. Parent:... Parent: Your hired
friend: hey,wanna play hid and seek? me:sure, i've got a great spot! me: *grabs nuce and runs to my closet*
I love Muslims, they are great at parties! They have the best fireworks.
Stephen was a great person, and he will be greatly missed but I enjoy these jokes too much to not stop
Man 1: I-I ran my mom over to get a stupid book. Man 2: aww books aren't that bad. I'm sure she thinks you're a great son considering she can't drive anymore. Man 1: She was in the road and I was rushing to get the last copy of this book. She can't drive or do anything anymore
With Great Depression comes great antidepressants
If Silver Glider and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!
Your hair line is what caused the great depression.
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo? When you feel an Emos arm there’s lots of texture! Feels great too!
Good Morning! Have a Great Day! #Ijustwokeup
