Great jokes

I was gonna tell you a great pun, but it's too cheesy.

Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.

All they will talk about is how great their family is.

- I work with animals.

- Great! What job?

- A butcher.

Make America Great Britain again!

Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?

I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.

My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.

I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.

A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!

B: Thank you.

A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!

What time is it when you get home and you walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school? Oooooo day, a great night for

My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.

I call this my great talk with Siri.

Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.

Siri: My mother? Huh?

Me: Did I stutter?

Siri: Interesting question.

Me: It wasn’t a question.

Siri: I’m not sure I understand?

Me: You should understand.

Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?

Me: No, you b***.

I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk home, and walk home from a home, and walk home night, and walk home, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school.

If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.

Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.

Why do men get great ideas in bed?

'Cause they are plugged into a genius!

Why was the rapper so good at math?

Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!

What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?

Eminem-o the Great.

My boy is so distracted and the kids are doing great. I will be make $500000.

My uncle died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

I gave an emo kid money.

He gave me the great depression.