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What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?
A fossil.
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.
I call this my great talk with Siri.
Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.
Siri: My mother? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question.
Me: It wasn’t a question.
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: You should understand.
Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: No, you b***.
I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk home, and walk home from a home, and walk home night, and walk home, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school.
Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.
My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.
I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.
Butcher knives are great tools for cutting many things!
Fruit, vegetables, my arms.
These two guys were texting each other.
Guy 1: How are you?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
"Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me."
Hey, how is everyone today? Cause I am feeling great!
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
My boy is so distracted and the kids are doing great. I will be make $500000.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
