Great jokes

Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?

Make America Great Britain again!

I was gonna tell you a great pun, but it's too cheesy.

I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.

What time is it when you get home and you walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school? Oooooo day, a great night for

A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!

B: Thank you.

A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!

What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?

A fossil.

Why don't rappers ever get LOST?

Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).

My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.

I call this my great talk with Siri.

Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.

Siri: My mother? Huh?

Me: Did I stutter?

Siri: Interesting question.

Me: It wasn’t a question.

Siri: I’m not sure I understand?

Me: You should understand.

Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?

Me: No, you b***.

I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk home, and walk home from a home, and walk home night, and walk home, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school.

Why do men get great ideas in bed?

'Cause they are plugged into a genius!

What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?

Eminem-o the Great.

Why was the rapper so good at math?

Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!

Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.

These two guys were texting each other.

Guy 1: How are you?

Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*

Guy 1: ???

Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)

The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.

Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.

Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.

Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.

Amber: Fine!!!!!

My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.

I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.

My uncle died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.