My great uncle died in a concentration camp
He fell off one of the guard towers
god is good god is great
Have a great π year
Q. What do Alexander the great and Winnie the pooh have in common? A. Same middle name π
Have you heard the saying "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Great saying. Not so great way to find out you are adopted
9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at jenga
Jesus is great because Jesus is good π©π©πAmen
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
Grove Christian School is a great school in Richmond Virginia. I recommend that you go there
my great great grandfather killed Hitlerπ
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were. Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
It was 7:00am when Billy ran downstairs after a long night of sleep, he got to the kitchen where his mother and father sat, "What would you like for breakfast?" Billy's mom asked politely, Billy replied with "whatever dad gave you last night in your bedroom would be great! You seemed to like it very much!"
The only thing longer than the great wall of china is your hairline
i'm great!! i'm good i'm doing good hahaha. i mean "well" haha! haha i'm doing well, not good! haha i'm not doing good! im not doing so good
Haven't had sex since I got out of jail; although sex in jail wasn't that great either
Everyone Thought I'd have a great year............... 14 years just gave me more chances
If make a great joke, i will pay for it
Stephanie has a great π
