What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? -- A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws? -- It was given two consecutive sentences.
English is weird. -- It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
An old teacher asked her student, "If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?" The student replied, "It is obviously past."
The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar...
It was tense.
