Why was one afraid of every number in the world?
Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.
Is butt cheeks one word or should I spread them apart
I love the letters of the alphabet.
Get noob.
What do you call a letter using the bathroom?
The P.
El, can you grab me that bow?
Do you know what I found in my letter soup?
A space.
What is you you?
What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation?
A period.
Why?
Because it marks the end of a sentence.
Spell "IOUT", no space.
I am only familiar with 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don't know why.
Someone at school judged my grammar.
I judged theirs by the terms "school" and "rifle range" being mixed up the next day.
Are you in the alphabet 'cause I wanna give you the D.
Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"?
First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander:
"The canons be ready, Captain!"
"Are," says the Captain (correcting their grammar).
"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed!
There r 3 things wong wit dis world.
1. Spelin
B. Maths
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
One day Little Johnny's class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?" Little Mary says, "The teacher is very intelligent." The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?" Little Suzie says, "They are very fashionable." The teacher says, "Johnny, why don't you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence." Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy 'Darling how does my dictate'"
I wrote "my pen is big," but forgot to space "pen is."
I'm friends with 2 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
I have 25 friends in the alphabet.
But I don't know why.
