What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?
It was given two consecutive sentences.
English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.
An old teacher asked her student, "If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?" The student replied, "It is obviously past."
The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar.
It was tense.
Woman jokes aren't funny, period.
The past, present, and future walk into a bar.
It gets really tense.
