Grammar jokes
The Past, Present & Future walked into a bar.
It was tense!
Why can’t you run in a campground?
Because it’s past tents.
A mom says to her son: "Hey, can you wave to that deaf kid over there?"
The son: "I don't know, can I?"
The mom: "May you?"
The son: "No, I don't have any arms!"
What is you you?
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, I will kill your family.
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the only contraction they know.
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the other contraction they know.
What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation?
A period.
Why?
Because it marks the end of a sentence.
Spell "IOUT", no space.
What's the difference between anal and oral sex?
An and Or!
I am only familiar with 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don't know why.
Someone at school judged my grammar.
I judged theirs by the terms "school" and "rifle range" being mixed up the next day.
Finish the sentence.
Salt and Vi.....
What did A say to Y?
"You cannot be alpha like me." :)
Y said, "Why? (Y)"
Past, present, and future walked into a bar... things got tense :). Pls send help, yet once again :).
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
Getting a book on pasta?
Yes. Just imagine the pastabilities there are!
Are you in the alphabet 'cause I wanna give you the D.
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Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"?
First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander:
"The canons be ready, Captain!"
"Are," says the Captain (correcting their grammar).
"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed!