Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
Does this sentence make any sense?
Spell "I cup."
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, “to whom.”
What's the difference between an apple and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Me: Knock, knock.
Other person: Who’s there?
Me: Atch.
Other person: Atch who?
Me: Bless you!
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
I'm great!! I'm good. I'm doing good hahaha. I mean "well" haha! Haha I'm doing well, not good! Haha I'm not doing good! I'm not doing so good.
There's 3 words in important: I'm, port, ant.
How does a computer spell "Autocorrect"?
It's supposed to say "goes," not "goes."
Spell "I cup."
I C U P
M to de B, m to de B = master bate.
In kindergarten, we were starting to learn how to use "big kid words." On Monday, the teacher asked everyone to share what they did over the weekend, but we had to use big kid words.
Eventually it got to my turn, and the teacher asked me what I did over the summer. I told her I read a book. She asked me what book, and to remember to use "big kid words." I'll never forget the horrified look on her face when I replied with "Winnie the Shit."
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– Sí...
See deez nuts!
"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it is too cheesy."
"YOU MORON ITS *TOO* not TO, IM GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE AND RIP OUT YOUR PROSTATE"
What are chocolate's preferred gender pronouns?
Her-she.
How do you spell "I. P. With U?"
