Grammar jokes
Teacher: "What is the opposite of the following sentence: 'Children in the dark make mistakes'?"
Student: "Mistakes in the dark make children."
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
A panda walks into a restaurant, orders some food, and eats it. Once he was done, he shoots the waiter, then leaves.
Police and detectives arrive at the scene. They ask the waiter, "Who did this to you? What happened?"
The waiter replies, "A panda, eats, shoots, and leaves."
Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.
Say "I hate happiness" without the H (all of them).
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
Does this sentence make any sense?
Spell "I cup."
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, “to whom.”
What's the difference between an apple and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Me: Knock, knock.
Other person: Who’s there?
Me: Atch.
Other person: Atch who?
Me: Bless you!
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
I'm great!! I'm good. I'm doing good hahaha. I mean "well" haha! Haha I'm doing well, not good! Haha I'm not doing good! I'm not doing so good.
There's 3 words in important: I'm, port, ant.
How does a computer spell "Autocorrect"?
It's supposed to say "goes," not "goes."
Spell "I cup."
I C U P