In my free time, I like to help blind people.
Verb, not adjective.
What did the 5 say to the S?
"Nice shape."
Why was one afraid of every number in the world?
Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.
Are butt cheeks one word, or should I spread them apart?
I love the letters of the alphabet.
How do you put "blonde" and "duh" in the same sentence? Just say, "Blondes are dumb."
Get noob.
What do you call a letter using the bathroom?
The P.
El, can you grab me that bow?
What do you call someone without a body?
Nobody.
Why do tables never need wheelchairs?
Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.
Do you know what I found in my letter soup?
A space.
Yesnt.
Why did you say not to?
The Past, Present & Future walked into a bar.
It was tense!
Why can’t you run in a campground?
Because it’s past tents.
A mom says to her son: "Hey, can you wave to that deaf kid over there?"
The son: "I don't know, can I?"
The mom: "May you?"
The son: "No, I don't have any arms!"
What is you you?
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, I will kill your family.
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the only contraction they know.
