I am only familiar with 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don't know why.
Someone at school judged my grammar.
I judged theirs by the terms "school" and "rifle range" being mixed up the next day.
Finish the sentence.
Salt and Vi.....
What did A say to Y?
"You cannot be alpha like me." :)
Y said, "Why? (Y)"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
Getting a book on pasta?
Yes. Just imagine the pastabilities there are!
Are you in the alphabet 'cause I wanna give you the D.
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Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"?
First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander:
"The canons be ready, Captain!"
"Are," says the Captain (correcting their grammar).
"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed!
Can we have a party in space?
First, we need to planet ;)
Get it? "Plan it" = planet.
There are 3 things wrong with this world.
1. Spelling
2. Maths.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
One day Little Johnny's class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?" Little Mary says, "The teacher is very intelligent." The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?" Little Suzie says, "They are very fashionable." The teacher says, "Johnny, why don't you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence." Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy 'Darling how does my dictate'"
I wrote "my pen is big," but forgot to space "pen is."
I'm friends with 2 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
I have 25 friends in the alphabet.
But I don't know why.
A single sentence walks into a bar.
If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.
Grammar: It's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world.
