A alien goes to area 51 but what I wonder why he doesn't go to your house
"When Republicans do Politics, it's a crime. But when Democrats commit crimes, it's Politics." ---Tyler Nixon
(A scientist time travels into the year 2024) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
Which president has never gone to jail........ Lincoln because he's in a cent get it innocent in a cent
Why won't Trump be subject to impeachment? Answer: Because Republicans in Congress insist that every baby be brought to full term!
_Everyone:_ What does NASA mean ? _NASA's response:_ National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
_Everyone:_ What does NASA mean ? _Arinator's response:_ National Ariana and Space Ariana.
What do you call a country with nukes? Abomination.
donald trump is still the president, even after the government has been shut down.
EU Delegate: "Sir, your country has the highest corruption and crime rate out of any other member nations. What do you have to say?"
Ambassador: *tries slipping the delegate 40 Euros* "You didn't see any statistics."
Trump says to Obama “you know it’s the White House not the black house right?” And Obama says “yeah but it isn’t the orange house either.
How do you tell the difference between Communist and everybody else? The way they are spelled
These days there are only two political parties in India.. BJP and anti-BJP...
Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.
I was rooting for Donald trump to be president We havnt had a presidential assassination in a while
If you think no one cares about you, stop paying your taxes
KimJongUn thicc af
Trump, Must I say more?
Trump is going too far.
He deported a printer because it didn't have papers.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? -- The letter F.
What is the opposite of Progress?
Congress
