According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
Government Jokes
Russia is worse than the USSR.
Russia is just a bonerless USSR.
Presidents are normal, physically.
Biden: Trips over a f***ing stair.
Make America Great Britain again!
NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
Kamala Harris is so ugly that Joe Biden is shaking hands with invisible people!
Me running from the principal because I put ten woman's rights books in the fictional section!
JFK and Abraham Lincoln were terrible presidents. It's like their heads were empty.
Signs my cousin is going places when he's older:
TEST QUESTION: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
He wrote: "At the bottom of the page."
Smart kid!
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him.
“Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.”
“Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls,” replies the nun. “I didn't want to get drafted either.”
Putin be like that boat is now a submarine!
Trump cheated so much he cheated himself out of an election!
What's the difference between Obama and Trump?
Obama was a president and Trump was a whiny bitch!
If Joe Biden and Kamala Harris jump off a cliff, who survives?
Americans...
"Lock him up, you know, Trump!"
President Joe Biden was jogging through some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging through Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators, and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman, and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like "Thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much. I'm gonna give you boys a reward for saving my life," and asks them what their names were and what they wanted. The first boy said, "My name's Willy, and I want to go to Disneyland," and the president said, "No problem, and I'll take you personally." The 2nd boy said, "My name's Roman, and I want an autographed pair of Air Jordan Nikes," and the president said, "No troubles at all," and the 3rd boy says, "My name's Little Johnny, and I want a power wheelchair with an awesome stereo and killer wheels," and the president says, "You don't look handicapped, Little Johnny," and Little Johnny said, "I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who I saved, I will be"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Republicans really want weed not to be legal, fucking cunts!
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.
