We're skipping April Fools' Day this year. The biggest joke is already sitting in office running our country.
Labor party.
WWG1WGA.
Trump 2024!
What is the Mexican police number?
9 Juan Juan.
Only a city council committee would create this mistake.
Put a fucking playground next to a shitty sewer!
Trump's coming back.
Yes, yes~.
Trump's coming back!
In America, you find Waldo.
In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds you.
9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!
Seriously, who wants fucking Annoying Orange as president?
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
He only won the election because of rigging.
82 million votes my ass.
Ask me for proof.
Your mom is so ugly Biden likes her.
Texans: Don't mess with texas
*snows 1 inch*
Texans: Please help us President Biden
Why does Donald Trump smell like dog shit? Cuz he's a dawg!
If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together, all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.
I'm just here to say that I don't approve of political jokes.
I've seen too many of them get elected.
How would Stephen Hawking get rid of the police?
Go to the junkyard.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
Donald Trump is getting all the perks of 2020. He got COVID and lost his job.
Brother 2: We have these weird circles on the street! Government is tracking us!!!
Brother 1: They are just to sense cars so they can change lights. And it's the government.
Brother 2: Then why are there two in the left turn lane?
Brother 1: So one car isn't always going left and stopping the others.
Brother 2: Then why are they one car apart? Oh, to have three people going.
Brother 1: Correct. When I see one car on the first, I go on the second so my light changes.
Brother 2: You monster.
Brother 1: I wonder if they trigger by weight?
Brother 2: HA. Yo mama would trigger the sensor.
Brother 1: ARG. It's OUR MAMA you're disrespecting.
Mother (brother 1): What's going on boys? *looks in mirror* HOLY SH@& SHE IS PRETTY!
Brother 2: I think you should take your pills.
Brother 1: Found them.
*imaginary mother and brother fade away*
Thank you ELECTROBOOM for inspiring this joke/sh!t. Go subb to him.
Btw the (1) means it is just imaginary brother one acting like another brother.
