Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
A man goes into the streets of Moscow and yells, “I am tired of this guy with a silly mustache and stupid rules being a leader!”
A soldier heard him, so he goes and catches him. Later, he brings the man to Stalin. The soldier says to Stalin what happened and Stalin asks the man, “Who were you thinking about when you yelled in the streets?”
The man responds, “Of course, I was thinking about Hitler!”
Stalin lets him go, but then he stops the soldier and says, “Who were YOU thinking about?”
What is the name of the political party in the United States that was founded in 1971 and has lost a presidential election since 1972, and is more politically corrupted than the man boy love association of America because it is politically motivated?
Libertarian Party.
The Libertarian Party was founded in 1971, and the Libertarian Party has lost every presidential election since 1972, and according to the Libertarian Party the Libertarian Party is the only political party in the United States that is the party of principle. If the Libertarian Party is the party of principle then why hasn't the Libertarian Party won a presidential election since 1972?
Because it is politically motivated.
CIA: Where's your head at?
JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What is a yellow dog Libertarian?
A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it! 🐕 🗽
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
To anger a Libertarian lie to him, to anger a Democrat tell him the truth, to anger a Republican sodomize him.
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A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."
If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."
"If you got a question, just shoot!"
If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?
Idaho... Alaska!
What did Joe Biden say to the dog? I'm gonna molest you.
An American and a Russian are talking. The American says, "We in America have the best democracy. We can stand in front of the White House and shout with impunity: \"The American President is a moron!\""
"We can do that too," says the Russian, walking with the American to the Kremlin and shouting: "The American President is a moron!"
Hey, Britain, no queen? :(
What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?
Not much difference.
Long live the quee—Oh wait...
I went to kill Biden with poison water and mixed it with my finger, and then licked it. I passed out, and now I'm here.
