Government jokes
At the age of 100, you get a letter from the Queen. At 12, you get a DM from Prince Charles.
Some of the most convincing people you'll ever listen to are born liars; usually they're called politicians.
Why didn't Donald Trump build the wall?
Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!
Roses are red.
Your passports are blue.
Now go stand over there,
In that very long queue!
When you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen. When you turn 16, you get a DM from Prince Andrew.
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
"Welcome to the gulag."
What borders on stupidity?
Scotland and the EU.
What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?
First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.
What hates socialism but still uses roads, police, and says they support the military?
Dumb right wingers.
I was in Russia at a stand-up comedy performance about someone making fun of Putin, but the jokes were awful. The execution was nice, though.
What did the Brit say to the American?
Well here comes fascism.
Donald Trump didn't even finish the wall. He should have hired Mexicans to do it!
Why didn't Donald Trump pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him?
Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.
I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
It's past April Fool's Day, and we still have a joke as president.
Q: What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? A: Magic!
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.