Why would an orphan be a good spiderman
Because his parents will be far from home
One good thing about lynching during the holidays, free tree ornaments
Me: good night everyone My friends and family: night Me: *gets in coffin* My family: *stares at my friends* you aren't going to do something?!? My friends: *to my family* nope, this is normal.
you look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if i give you this flower, will you finger my bum?
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the worlds hardest riddle! Good luck 😝- “I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities.”
I know the voices in my head aren't real but man so they have some good ideas
I went to my sister room one day. I see a trophy, so I ask my sister how did you won this trophy my sister said to me the neighbors gave it to me because I gave out the best hand jobs in the neighbor. I guess my sister put her hands in good use.
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor? Because it got every bodys pokes!
JFK did a good job spreading around on his final speech
What’s one good thing about child Molesters? They drive slow in a school zone
When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat? -- When there's a sail on it.
One day a boy asks his grandfather for some money, and the grandpa says “well can your dick touch your asshole?” To which the boy replied “no”. So the grandpa says “okay.” And leaves it at that and walks off. A few years later the boy asks his grandfather for some money again and his grandfather once again asks “can your dick touch your asshole?” To which the boy proudly says “yes it can.” To which the grandpa says “good, now go fuck yourself.”
A very rich and famous comedian walked in to a Russian bar and asked for a vodka, but the bar man (a big fan of his) answered to him: - This vodka isn't good enough for you. - If it is good enough for you it is gudonov for me!
Q. Why is Stephen Hawing so good at air guitar A. Because he has excellent string theory
What did the knight say to his younger brother? "Good night."
You expected a silly pun there, didn't you? That's pretty rude. It makes light of the struggles of being a knight. Especially a good knight.
A man got in a bad car accident. He was at risk of losing his arm. The doctors had to perform complicated surgery on his arm. The man's wife visited after the surgery. The doctor came up to her and said: "I have good news and bad news." The wife said: "What's the good news? "We managed to save his arm." "What's the bad news?" "We couldn't save the rest of him."
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student, and still get all the D's.
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Doctor: Do you want the good news or the bad news first? Patient: Good news! Doctor: We are naming a disease after you.
Why do goalkeepers have so much money in the bank?
Because they are really good at saving.
