Good Jokes

Why do goalkeepers have so much money in the bank?

Because they are really good at saving.

Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive

Alright kids! Find a good places to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.

The doctor and said he had good news and bad news. The Good news is that you have 24 hours to live. The bad news is I forgot to call you yesterday.

What do you call a autistic kid that’s good at art??

Artistic

Mary's mother was a good person why did she die? -because she got stabbed in the heart 60 times by a switchblade

Mom: you need to grow up. your so immature

Me: *glares* get out of my castle ....

Mom: it's a pillow fort

Me: why cant i have an imagination!?

Mom: your almost 19 years old

Me: not good enough ... OUT!

My dad told me i'm a failure... I failed a math's test. Good thing theres a pole outside my house.

I went trick or treating this year with friends. Good thing I dressed as a zombie ....... no one could tell that it was their blood

i went to see my dentist and she warned me it was going to hurt. then she told me she was having an affair with my husband. good news though...the cleaning didnt hurt.

I have a huge thought, if s@tan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good.

Yep this happens when u play g.t.a good god

Why are Americans so good at rubix cubes?

They are skilled at seperating colors.

Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them

You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)

why are orphans so good at GTA

because they not wanted

what do you call a different spaghetti? an impasta! papyrus: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS? sans: what? papyrus:AN IMPASTA sans: good one

Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.

She said you can twerk so I put her in a tractor and put her to work, she got mad at me and said "there's no good men" but I gave her a kob and equal pay!