Good jokes
I saw a little kid on their bike before. So I ran home to see if it was mine. Mine was still chained up, so we’re good.
What did the traffic light 🚦 say to the car 🚗? Don’t look, I’m about to change!
Why is Beast Boy so good at flying?
Terra hasn't forgiven him.
Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!
UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!
Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!
Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."
Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.
What kind of animal makes a good bottle opener?
A male Duck on Viagra.
What's the difference between a square peg in a round hole and a kilo of lard?
One's a good lot of fat; the other's a fat lot of good.
A man walks into a restaurant. The waitress hands him a menu and it says: "Hot dog: $2, Hamburger: $5, Blowjob: $10."
He asks the waitress, "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?"
She says, "Yes, I am."
He tells her, "Good. Can you go wash your goddamn hands? Because I want a hot dog."
Orphan joke protest! If you think orphan jokes are bad and wrong, then comment good comments; if not, then just comment! Let's reach 67,000 good comments!
What did the knight say when he went to bed?
"Good Knight!" lul
I am trying to re-comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here.
Here are some rules to make a good joke:
1: Don't say “my life.”
2: Proofread your joke and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it.
3: And don’t repost things (although this last one is hypocritical because this was me trying to repost something, but it is still a good rule to go by).
A good bath is like a dead lover.
You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold.
My job is so amazing.
Today a man asked me to check his balance, so I pushed him over. His balance isn't good.
Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
Why are frogs good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite, and if they do, hit them with a shoe till they're all black and blue!
So the man asks me, "Jesus, how do you want your steak?"
So I said, "Well done, my good faithful servant, well done."
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.