Gonna jokes
I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
One day I was texting my friend on Roblox and I made her mad. She told me she was gonna kill me.
That night, she told me to meet her at the bathroom at 2 PM sharp, but she made "sharp" in all caps. So I went to the bathroom at 2 PM the next day. Now I know what she meant by "SHARP" on Roblox... she brought a knife, and I was in hell by then. Like for the next part!
If you’re gonna have a gangbang, make it extreme!
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.
But it would just crash and burn.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...
Me:...
I was gonna tell a memory loss joke, but I forgot it.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.
My friend is gonna release an air strike. There has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her mom naked taking a shower and asks, "Mommy, mommy, when am I gonna get breasts?" Mom says, "Oh, when you're 12 or 13." The little girl looks down and see’s her pubes and asks, "Mommy, mommy, when am I gonna get hair down there?" Mom says, "Oh, about the same time you get breasts."
Then the little girl walks in and sees her dad sitting on the bed with a hard on and asks, "Daddy, daddy, when am I gonna get one of those?" Dad says, "Soon as your mom leaves for work."
I’m gonna kick some gum and chew some ass... but I’m all out of ass.
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
I like telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?