Gonna jokes

If you’re gonna have a gangbang, make it extreme!

I was gonna tell a memory loss joke, but I forgot it.

Me: Wanna hear a joke?

Person: Sure.

Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.

Person: Dear God...

Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:

Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂

Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.

This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.

I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.

But it would just crash and burn.

My friend is gonna release an air strike. There has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.

Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-

I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...

Me:...

What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?

One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.

A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her mom naked taking a shower and asks, "Mommy, mommy, when am I gonna get breasts?" Mom says, "Oh, when you're 12 or 13." The little girl looks down and see’s her pubes and asks, "Mommy, mommy, when am I gonna get hair down there?" Mom says, "Oh, about the same time you get breasts."

Then the little girl walks in and sees her dad sitting on the bed with a hard on and asks, "Daddy, daddy, when am I gonna get one of those?" Dad says, "Soon as your mom leaves for work."

I’m gonna kick some gum and chew some ass... but I’m all out of ass.

Husband: "Honey, I just bought these special Olympic-style condoms!"

Wife: "Olympic-style condoms? What makes them so special?"

Husband: "They come in three colors: gold, silver, and bronze."

Wife: "Ooh, sweet. What color are you going to wear tonight?"

Husband: "Gold, of course!"

Wife: "Why don't you wear silver? It would be nice if you came second for a change."

I like telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."

*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*

Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”

Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”

Teacher: “Why?”

Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”

There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.

Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?

Stop with the 9/11 jokes.

They're not gonna fly.