Pray memes

Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.

Yo' mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.

When I was little, I would pray to Jesus every night for him to get me a new bike. I learned one week in Sunday school that that's not how it works, so instead I just stole one and asked him for forgiveness.