Go jokes

Me: Good night, everyone.

My friends and family: Night.

Me: *gets in coffin*

My family: *stares at my friends* You aren't going to do something?!?

My friends: *to my family* Nope, this is normal.

When you see someone, you say, "Go suck bananas."

I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.

My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.

You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.

I'll shut up now.

You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!

I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.

Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.

Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.

WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.

I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.

Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.

Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!

Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.

My mom went to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.

I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?

Family Dollar store.

Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.

During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.

He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.

You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.

What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?

If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.

Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.