Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver? A. She had to go to GasTown.
a depressed kid went to go high five a tree
but the tree let him hanging
Teacher on school bus everybody sit down now the bus is about to start Ben: I’m not going to sit down I don’t want to, Teacher: you have to or else u have to get off the bus, Teacher: “stands up” Ben: then u should get off the bus cause ur not sitting.
Name a shop that racists don’t go to the black market
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Go to the ruplies, look at the top and it will say "in ur mum"
Read the name
Joke: it felt good going through those twin towers
My mom said if I'm awake playing roblox still she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboardhxhdhduhxbsfj
Question; What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"? Answer; After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!
A man was about to go into the bar with his dog when he realized the sign said “No pets allowed!” He was about to walk away when another guy walked up with his dog. The 2nd man put on dark shades and said, “Just pretend you're blind!” He walked in with his dog, got a drink, then left. The 1st man did the same thing, but when he walked in, the bartender said, “You know your ‘guide dog’ is a chihuahua, right?” The man said, “They gave me a damn Chihuahua?!”
Mom where are we going To your grandma's funeral Yeah cus i 360 no scoped that bit** in the face.
what do you call a black person going down a waterslide? sewage
What excuse can you use if you find out your date is a rape victim and you don't want the baggage?
Say you've parked your car in a bad spot, and are just going move it, then move your car all the way back to your home address
I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon. As if there's already enough plastic in the ocean.
Orphan: I'm hungry Dad: Let's go to KFC Orphan 2: Boy you don't got a dad
Why did the twin towers go to uber eats? Because they wanted something plain.
fat kid jumps in the pool. the popular girl: I thought there was going to be a tsunami. the fat kid: I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean.
People ask me if my friend jumps of a bridge will I go as well. Of course not. I am a leader I will go first, my friend will jump after me!
When people tell me to "go to hell," I tell them their address.
The orphan wanted to go on a field trip but he needed his parents signature
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip but he needed his parents signature.
