What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
I said I was going to my flat. I really meant your girl.
You are recently injured because of your job as a driving instructor, so you couldn't go on vacation with your friends.
Your friends tell you that they have an Asian pilot.
You realize, "They have a -1% survival rate!"
What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?
They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"
Where do fruits go on vacation?
"Pear-is!"
Where did Josh go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.
What's Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill? Walking. JK, Rolling.
As a brother, I have to report my sister has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great personality.
Marriage is like buying a car. You see one that you like and then you buy it. But over the years, it gets older, rusty, and certain parts stop working.
Then you walk into a dealership and look at all the new ones and you're still stuck with the old one. You look over and go, "But I just wanna sit in it. Just once. It's even got leather interior, it's chrome, it doesn't even have oil or gas leaks! And it doesn't squeak!"
Three years ago my doctor told me I was going deaf. I haven't heard from him since.
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
Why do some couples go to the gym together?
Because they want their relationship to work out.
"Where do young trees go to learn?"
"Elementree school."
Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?
There, there, over there, and over here too.
A dad tells his son, "Stop masturbating! If you do it too long, you will go blind."
The son replied, "Dad, I'm over here!"
"What did the mom broom say to the baby broom? Go to sweep!"
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
