yo mama so fat when she go's to the shoe store she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands.
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS
What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.
What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.
Why didn't the orphan go to orphanage? He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
Wanted to go to the zoo, it was too packed so I went to KFC instead, their monkey enclosure is better anyway
Whoever made WorstJokesEver is going to hell
Why did the orphan go to church? To hear some "foster" Parenting advice.
what do you get when you die in undertale and go to temmie vilage? detemmienation
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
Im autistic myself so dont go crying in my comment section.
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat his batting
2. Mother called,
To go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
I said i was going to my flat i really meant ya girl
You are recently injured because of your job as a driving instructor so you couldn't go on vacation with your friends. Your friends tell you that they have an Asian pilot. You realize, "They have a -1% survival rate."
what's the difference between a seal and special kid?
they both go: uh! uh! uh! uh! uh! uh! uh! uh!
Where do fruits go on vacation?" "Pear-is!"
Where did Josh go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.
What's Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill? Walking. JK, Rolling.
As a brother I'm have to report my sister has a few new symptoms that's is going around and those symptoms is that she has big titties, sweat pussy, and a great personality.
marriage is like buying a car. you see one that you like and then you buy it. But over the years, it gets older, rusty, and the certain parts stop working. then you walk into a dealership and look at all the new ones and your still stuck with the old ones. you look over and go "but i just wanna sit in it. Just once." "its even got leather interior, its chrome, it doesn't even have oil/gas leaks!" " and it doesn't squeak!"
Three years ago my doctor told me I was going deaf. I haven't heard from him since.
