Your hairline be going up and down like a formula 1 car
My son wore his new "Go Vegan" Hoodie for the first time today, and already he's been verbally abused as well as being punched, kicked, & spat on!!!!
And he's not even left the house yet!!!
In the hospital, I saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep. The ICU was going beep beep beep. I think that's why she can't sleep, so I turned it off. She's asleep forever now. Nighty night.
I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"
He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"
"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.
Bro, go work at McDonald's. Your hairline inspired their logo!
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
your hairline is so far back your dad had to go find it for you
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS.
What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.
What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.
Why didn't the orphan go to orphanage? He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
Wanted to go to the zoo, it was too packed, so I went to KFC instead. Their monkey enclosure is better anyway.
Whoever made WorstJokesEver is going to hell.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To hear some "foster" parenting advice.
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
I said I was going to my flat. I really meant your girl.
