Girlfriend Jokes

I keep looking for my girlfriends killer but no one wants to do it.

i cought my girlfriend cheating on me, with our dad.

Morbid jokes are just like girlfriends. not everyone gets it

What's the worst part of Breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice until she finally gets it.

This joke includes potentially sensitive content.

Boy: my girlfriend didn't dump me, I dumped her...

Off the nearby cliff

My girlfriend called me a pedophile but what does she know, She's 7

My girlfriend is a porn star. -- She will kill me if she finds out.

I have a problem my dad any my girlfriend have the same birthday. So one took my virginity and the other is my girlfriend

My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic. -- But if I'm going to have sex, it's going to be on my own Accord.

One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk and he says "I went to a party with my girlfriend and this random guy walks up to us and says can I borrow your girlfriend for a 30 minutes I say yes and he takes her up stairs. It was not only 30 minutes but a hour. When she came back down she was out of breath so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation.this happens about 3 more times that night. But as I was saying only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys 😊😇

Two girls have a sleepover.

Karen: Let's go to bed. Lauren:Fine, but it's early. *Karen wakes up and exits room" *Lauren hears noise* Mikey: Your so much better than my girlfriend Karen. Lauren: *laughs* Lauren: *remembers her boyfriend is Karen's brother Mikey*

My girlfriend told me the dishwasher was leaking so I brought home some tampons

my girl is so cute when she sleeps I watch her all the time...................tomorrow I might say hi to her for the first time

A : Whats the similarity between your girlfriend and the Sun?

B : They're both hot?

A : They're both massive.

Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed. But she has to. She's his mom.

I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat. She said nothing, so I took her to Africa

I decided to visit Saudi Arabia with my girlfriend.

She and I learned they celebrate Pride month by throwing stones.

My girlfriend lives a few miles away from me. The other night, she called me at around 3 AM. She was terrified. She said that there were two armed gunmen in her apartment. With all that adrenaline going through my system, it made it hard to go back to sleep.