My girlfriend gave me the best blowjobs, then she grew teeth.
Girlfriend Jokes
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my uncle?
My girlfriend didn't go to jail for loving me.
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument?
A knife has a point.
I look at my girlfriendโs ass like a homeless man looks at a trash can.
Like itโs my next meal.
A kid tell me he was gonna f**k my mom on Fortnite! So I told him I was gonna double pump his mom until she was wet like moisty meyers.
Like if you're not a gay.
Dislike if you're furry.
Repost if you HATE blacks.
Comment for VBUCKS.
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One day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy, then they heard a sound from the bushes. Instead of looking down, they both ran.
Two years later, they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial. They asked him if he has ever been caught. He said, "No, but a couple was walking as soon as I killed a girl. I jumped into a bush. They didn't know I was there, but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down, then he and his girlfriend ran."
My girlfriend asked me if we could have anal sex, and I said, "What's that?" She said, "I fuck her ass." I said, "Oh, my uncle calls that shhhhh."
Why did Hitler's girlfriend break up with him? He Hit-ler.
School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any!
Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage*
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
Whatโs big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
My girlfriend asked me whether I was having sex behind her back, and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"
So, a man was on a ledge ready to kill himself because he got laid off at work and his girlfriend cheated on him. He was about to jump until he saw from a mountainside a little guy with no arms dancing around. So he thought, "Maybe my life ain't so bad." So he went to the mountainside. "Thank you," he said, "I was gonna jump off a bridge and kill myself until I saw you dancing, even though you have no arms. Dancing?" the armless man said bitterly, "My asshole itches and I can't scratch it."
I'll give you 20 dollars if you let me cum in you.
My heart broke as I went down the stairs, and my girlfriend broke her heart.
Whatโs 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?
One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.
What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Stop and apply lubrication.
My girlfriend sent โa letโs break up textโ right when I was done editing our pics.
Every woman will die in five seconds.
Mother: Dies.
Sister: Dies.
Girlfriend: Lives.
You: ๐คฌ