like if you have a boyfriend girlfriend or husband or wife or a crush.
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
Morbid jokes are just like girlfriends. not everyone gets it
Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed. But she has to. She's his mom.
My girlfriend told me she used to be a Christian I ask her why she isn't anymore and she said she liked the name Christina better
Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?
Because he had a reptile dysfunction!
me: *gets down on one knee*
girlfriend: omg, it's finally happening
me: *falls over*
girlfriend: the poison is kicking in
Mickey Mouse went to a Psychologist and told him, “I’m having problems with my girlfriend.” The Psychologist said, “You mentioned that you think she is crazy.” He said, “I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she’s fucking Goofy!”
My girlfriend is like treasure to me
You need a shovel to find her..
What do you do if you see someone raping your girlfriend? Help out. There is no way she can fight both of you. Then, find the poor man a lawyer.
A NICKNAME TO CALL YOUR SHORT GF
LITTLE ANKLE BITTER MASTER YODA HASBULA MY LITTLE EWOK
I took my girlfriend to a Chinese Restaraunt. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what is going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.
I told her she needed to put her dog on a leash and her boyfriend is still on a leash to this day 😮💨
So my girlfriend left me i took her weelchair and she came back crawling back
my boyfriend accused me of cheating. i told him he reminded me of my girlfriend.
my girlfriends dog died so i got her a new one in replacement and she went off on me and yelled
"What am i supposed to do with 2 dead dogs in my house?!"
One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk and he says "I went to a party with my girlfriend and this random guy walks up to us and says can I borrow your girlfriend for a 30 minutes I say yes and he takes her up stairs. It was not only 30 minutes but a hour. When she came back down she was out of breath so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation.this happens about 3 more times that night. But as I was saying only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys 😊😇
Literally every movie:
"I love you" "I love u too"
My life:
My 'friends': "Hey, Hailey likes u!" Him: "wtf I have a grilfriend sorry not sorry" His friends: Spreads the word throughout the whole goddamn country". 😶
Why did Hitlers girlfriend break up with him, he Hit-ler
My father is like Houdini, when he heard his girlfriend was pregnant he disappeared.
