What's the difference between my girlfriend and my uncle? my girlfriend didn't go to jail for loving me.
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument
A knife has a point
I look at my gfโs ass like a homeless man looks at a trash can
Like itโs my next meal
A kid tell me he was gonna f$&k my mom on Fortnite! So I toldhim I was gonna double pump his mom untill she was wet like moisty meyers
like if your not A GAY
dislike if your furry
repost if you HATE blacks
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one day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy then they heard a sound from the bushes, instead of looking down they both ran.
two years later they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial they asked him if he has ever been caught he said "No but a couple was walking as soon as i killed a girl i jumped into a bush they didnt know i was there but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down then he and his girlfriend ran."
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Why did Hitlers girlfriend break up with him, he Hit-ler
Whatโs big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any! Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because They don't need permission from their Parents
My girlfriend asked my whether I was having sex behind her back and I replied "yes who did you think it was".
so a man was on a ledge ready to kill himself because he got laid off at work and his girlfriend cheated on him he was about to jump until he saw from a mountain side a little guy with no arms dancing around so he thought maybe my life aint so bad so he went to the mountain side thank you he said i was gonna jump off a bridge and kill myself until i saw you dancing even though youu have no arms dancing? the armless man said bitterly my asshole itches and i cant scratch it
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My heart broke as I went down up the stairs and my girlfriend broke her โฅ๏ธ heart
What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Stop and apply lubrication.
My girlfriend sent โa letโs break up textโ right when I was done editing our pics ๐ฎโ๐จ
Every woman will die in five seconds Mother : dies Sister : dies Girlfriend:lives You : ๐คฌ
whats asian but has broken up with its girlfriend a DUMPling
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