Girl Jokes

Son: Dad, I think I got a girl pregnant. Dad: well is she already part of the family? Son: Yes, why? Dad: then there’s no need to be worried.

I asked my Dad the other day.."At what age is it ok to have sex with girls?"He replied "When they leave school son, they are legal" Apparently 3.15pm is not what he meant.

what came first, The apple or the girl? The apple, because the tree left her hanging :)

How do you know if spaghetti is a boy a girl, its meatballs

Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the worlds hardest riddle! Good luck 😝- “I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities.”

A guy went to a bar and said to a friend that he found a girl on the railroads and said they had the best sex ever, and his friend asked did you get any head and the guy said no I couldn't find it.

A guy and girl had sex poem competition. Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine." Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."

Hey girl, are you suicide? 'Cause I think of you everyday.

I hat win my Brother date other people

Just kidding 😵😵😵😵

What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion Removing a bomb

How to get a girl in three steps: Step 1: grab a pillow Step 2: grab a blanket Step 3: keep dreaming

Why did the little girl's ice cream melt?

She was on fire.

me to my friend: i only date suicidal girls my friend: why?? me: because that pussy is limited edition

What's the best thing about dating a blind chick?

She can't identify you.

I'm shocked about Donald Trump escaping the transgender accusations. Trump is more talkative than any of the popular girls I went to school with! Not to mention Trump's tweets....