Three women- a blonde, a brunette and a redhead- are riding through the desert on a dune buggy. About two two hours later their vehicle dies with no gas and they're forced to travel to their destination on foot, but they all agree to carry something with them. The brunette brings canteens of water. The redhead takes a large beach umbrella. The Blonde somehow rips off the car door. The redhead asks her, "Why did you take the whole car door?" To which the blonde replied, "So I can roll down the window in case it gets too hot."
A boy and a girl are showering together. The girl looks down and says to the boy, "Hey, can I touch it?".The boy replies, "Oh hell nah. You already ripped yours off.".
What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? We dunno she ain't opened it yet
I asked a <a href="https://chritmis.com/romantic-good-morning-messages/">Chinese girl </a> for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
I was in a bar in Italy, me and a hot chick got along, so I asked her for her number, I remembered that there was a pen in my pocket, but when I searched, it was nowhere to be found, I turned back then I saw Pessi running with it, shame on you Pessi for ruining my night! š
Today, I operated on a little girl, she needed O- negative blood. We didnāt have any, but her twin sister has O- negative blood. I explained to her that it was a matter of life and death. She sat quietly for a moment, and then said goodbye to her parents. I didnāt think anything of it until after we took her blood and she asked, āso when will I dieā? she thought she was going to give her life for her sister. Thankfully they both died.
Girl: what is abortion? Man: Ask your brother Girl: But I don't have a brother! Man: Exactly!!
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
This girl came to me and said "I got raped in my sleep" I replied "I done it as a joke" -April 1 2020
girl are whores
You'd think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no... oh no he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
What does a girl want more than anything in the world? -- Nothing. She's fine.
Funny things or weird things to say to someone. Hey...have you kissed a girl before? Weird things to say to someone. Its hard to find friends that 91% Funny 100%Nice and 100,0000 % good-looking. Funny! Weird name to call a girl: Sweetums. Baby-Bugga-Boo.
Fuzzkins. Lumpy. Nilly. Ninty Minty. and SEXY WITCH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Gross thats why I am not getting a bf!
what's the difference between a (hypothetical) girl and cancer? her dad didn't beat cancer
(Girl) Do you ever blink? (Doll) (no reply) (Girl) you look like a mannequin!!! (Doll) ( no reply)
Ppl pls check out Tenya's jokes. girl. love. cheetah. blue jokes!
I asked my girlfriend if she was a smoke alarm she said ā is it because I warned him when hottness cameā I said ā no, you donāt shut up
Why are the twin towers and after the girls kill all boys are similar? There used to be two but now there's one...
a girl walks up to her dad to ask for a dress for prom and he says suck my dick and ill buy you a dress and she does it and says to him dad your Dick tastes like shit and he says yeah your brother wanted a car
A 6-year old told the class the first time she got aids, the teacher listened she said she scraped her knee the girl was sent to a asylum when she got out she was 20 she had aids
