Girl jokes
My friend's daughter is taking a job in California parking cars. She says she wants to be a valet girl. For sure. For sure.
I am a fat girl.
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?...
We don't know; she hasn't opened it yet.
How do you call a virgin girl in Alabama? An orphan.
Girl, is your butt made of water, because it is tubig?
I watch sexy girls AMV and my pp goes up and down and up.
"Let girls live" is 9 years old, OMG, right?
When your girl is sucking your dick and chokes on it, not because it’s big but because you haven’t washed it in weeks.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What do you call a black woman?
A Nigg-girl.
Just cum.
A man is being sued for raping a deaf girl. The judge, showing his pinky:
"You should be ashamed, man, your conscience is even smaller than that!"
The girl, showing her arm:
"Mhhhmmhmm, mhhmhm!"
Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.
If she’s old enough to smoke, She’s old enough to choke.
If she’s old enough to pee, She’s old enough for me.
A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.
What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?
Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
Hi guys, the prankster is back!
I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...
When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!
Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!
What do you do after you rape a deaf girl?
Cut off her fingers so she can't tell anyone.