Girl jokes

Hey girl, are you osteoporosis, because you're giving me a "bone" condition.

Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."

One day I was on my phone, then I got a text message from my girlfriend, "Hey, sexy boy, wanna hang out tonight if you know what I mean...?" Then I just stopped and froze. I read the message. I said, "Yeah, sure..." She replied really fast, "There's going to be a few people there, ok." But I didn't read the next message... She said, "Come right at 12:00 AM." But I didn't read it. I walked into her house, but I heard a strange noise like a moaning noise, and it sounded like HER!! So I hid behind the couch, and I looked through the open door and saw something I didn't want to see... Like for part 2 and comment if you want me to make another!!

But she hasn't tried the position with her new boyfriend, so she invites him to a romantic dinner.

After dinner, she tells her boyfriend about her desire for it, but her boyfriend was clueless about such acts, so she tells him to strip naked on the couch and lay on top of him naked in the 69 position. She starts sucking him off and starts waiting for him to do the same, but the bf didn't know what to do, so he just lay there. Suddenly, the girl had an urge to fart but held it in because her asshole was right near his bf's face. Suddenly, she loses control and lets one out. She apologizes profusely and continues sucking him. A couple of minutes later, she feels the urge again and lets another fart rip near his face. The BF throws the girl from the couch, gets up, and says, "Bitch if you think I'll be lying here for 67 more of those, you're fucking crazy."

"Let girls live" is 9 years old, OMG, right?

Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?

Because they can’t even.

What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?...

We don't know; she hasn't opened it yet.

I am a fat girl.

At gym class today, my friend made this song:

🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!

How do you call a virgin girl in Alabama? An orphan.

Girl, is your butt made of water, because it is tubig?

I watch sexy girls AMV and my pp goes up and down and up.

My friend's daughter is taking a job in California parking cars. She says she wants to be a valet girl. For sure. For sure.

When your girl is sucking your dick and chokes on it, not because it’s big but because you haven’t washed it in weeks.

OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.

But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.

What do you call a black woman?

A Nigg-girl.

Just cum.

A man is being sued for raping a deaf girl. The judge, showing his pinky:

"You should be ashamed, man, your conscience is even smaller than that!"

The girl, showing her arm:

"Mhhhmmhmm, mhhmhm!"

Little Susie had gotten her first period. She told her mom, and they bought pads.

The next month, Susie's mom asked if she had her second one. Suzie said no, and her mom fainted!

If she’s old enough to smoke, She’s old enough to choke.

If she’s old enough to pee, She’s old enough for me.