Girl jokes

Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?

Because they can’t even.

What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?...

We don't know; she hasn't opened it yet.

I am a fat girl.

At gym class today, my friend made this song:

🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!

How do you call a virgin girl in Alabama? An orphan.

Girl, is your butt made of water, because it is tubig?

I watch sexy girls AMV and my pp goes up and down and up.

My friend's daughter is taking a job in California parking cars. She says she wants to be a valet girl. For sure. For sure.

A girl called me ugly.

So I drove over her with a car and called her flat.

When your girl is sucking your dick and chokes on it, not because it’s big but because you haven’t washed it in weeks.

OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.

But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.

Just cum.

A man is being sued for raping a deaf girl. The judge, showing his pinky:

"You should be ashamed, man, your conscience is even smaller than that!"

The girl, showing her arm:

"Mhhhmmhmm, mhhmhm!"

Little Susie had gotten her first period. She told her mom, and they bought pads.

The next month, Susie's mom asked if she had her second one. Suzie said no, and her mom fainted!

A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.

What do u call a pretty Indian girl?

Bomb bae.

Hi guys, the prankster is back!

I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...

When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!

Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!

What do you do after you rape a deaf girl?

Cut off her fingers so she can't tell anyone.

Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.