why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her
I dated a German girl, it was very annoying when she kept on screaming her age and moaning.
Magician..." I am the greatest magician in the whole world... look now you see the rabbit in the hat and now it is gone!...Redneck girl..."That`s nothing my dad is the greatest magician! He disappears for a whole year and reappears at Christmas for a couple hours!"...
Bf :- babe are you traffic police? Gf :- No Bf :- then why do you shout at me not wearing the helmet ?
A teenage girl got a summer job dogsitting for a gigantic English Mastiff. She spent hours with the dog, and walked a little funny when she got home.
"What are you doing all day?"
"Knot a lot."
Dating a girl and studying mathematics. Both gave a headache
At school this gurl was like u ugly and I'm like gurl ur mirror cracks the moment u step in front of it
A blond haired girl, a brown haired girl, and a ginger haired girl were out walking when the came across some tracks The brown haired girl looked at them and said, "I think they are elephant tracks." Then the ginger haired girl looked at the tracks and said, "No way they are definitely duck tracks." Finally the blond haired girl bent down to examine the tracks when she got hit by the train.
I'm so mad I got arrested for rape even though the girl never said no. The prosecution said she was mute but how was I supposed to know she never told me.
My sister's bf is mad at me cuz I fucked his girl
Little girls are like basic math, if there under 13 you do them in your head
A guy and girl had sex poem competition. Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine." Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."
I was at a bar the girl said sex, sex free sex tonight when she really said 663629
Son: Dad, I think I got a girl pregnant. Dad: well is she already part of the family? Son: Yes, why? Dad: then there’s no need to be worried.
Girl: I’m so in love with you! Boy: me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: - aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot. Girl: whats the ijk? Boy: I’m just kidding
why did the white girl come back from african
because they was no water for her to drink i'm black
There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans
A Boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear. So he just went back to teaching
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on
One day, a little girl was texting her friend. " Guess what Angelica!" said the little girl
"What?" Angelica replied
"I'm a guy."
