I asked my Dad the other day.."At what age is it ok to have sex with girls?"He replied "When they leave school son, they are legal" Apparently 3.15pm is not what he meant.
I said i was going to my flat i really meant ya girl
My mom has a toy that I see the all the girls and guys seem to play to play with and the toy is between my mom's legs.
Why can’t girls in the middle east smoke weed? Cuz they’ll get stoned.
what did the plane that crashe on the ground say let me crash between those legs girl
sorry cringy jok3
I dated a girl, and I didn’t know she was previously in an abusive relationship.
I thought she just REALLY hated high-fives.
WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU ILL GLADY FUCK YOU;]
A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone and the nun says yes a fucking hot girl
not a joke any girls looking for a steamy hot man
Son: Dad, I think I got a girl pregnant. Dad: well is she already part of the family? Son: Yes, why? Dad: then there’s no need to be worried.
when your girl friend saids it is to small you say just enjoy the small thing.
i met a girl that was 6-5 and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm, she really said ohh snap like a twin tower
Instead of the line 'This girls on fire', my friend can relate to 'The baby in the oven's on fire, and I need to take it the fuck out'
one day i was at school and this girl had the nerve she told me to go to the back of line i was looking behind me and she said what are u looking for i said "to who u talking to boo boo" like is u you my moma
1,2 u bulet like a dork 3,4 u got no girl,4,5 ur shorter then a remote
If your buy renault megane, all your girls will be gone
What do you do when you see a a naked dead girl?
Check your map, you're obviously going into circles
Guy: Whose place? Mine or yours? Girl: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.
What’s the difference against mountain and ur girl
Atleast the moutain has 2 hill
So one time I was with my girlfriend crazy right but we were doing a tictok eye fallow challenge and she pulled up a pick of where Stacy for in to the spider verse and I look some were I shouldn’t and she smacked me and I changed to the rock and you know where she looked wtf right in the no no square and since she was a girl all I could do was sit back and watch
