Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas, this upsets the boy. Why? Answer: He has no legs..........the boy has no legs.
Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.
why did Sarah fall off the swing.... she had no arms.....what did aaah get for Christmas ?? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet... knock knock... *whos there*.............NOT SARAH
I got my sister a trampoline for her birthday but she won’t get out of her wheelchair and use it.
We should enjoy the present while it's here. Do you know why they call it the present? Because it's a gift.
My friend surprised me for my birthday with a book called ‘Road-Kill Recipes’. I did find some roadkill the other day, so I cooked it according to one recipe and it was delicious. I’m just not sure what I should do with the bicycle.
My son is so ungrateful. I bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
Answer: cancer
My girlfriend said she wanted to be pampered. I told her I wasn't into diaper fetishes.
Q: the person who makes it doesnt say what it is the person who receives it doesn't know what it is the person who knows what it is doesn't want it what am i? A: a baby
Yo mama so stupid, she said, "Where are my gifts?" on Father's Day.
Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday. The ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair and cried.
A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy. Why?
The kid had no legs.
I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? We dunno she ain't opened it yet
What did sally get for Christmas cancer
I bought my son a fridge for Christmas. I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it.
A computer science student is studying under a tree, and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, "Where'd you get that?"
The student on the bike replies, "While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, 'You can have anything you want.'"
The first student responds, "Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
I don't know. He hasn't opened it yet.
