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Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
Knock, knock!
"Is that daddy?"
No, but I'm about to be, so get on your knees!
What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?
Beauty!
If you are friendly on a game, should I will kill you in the game? You should say, "Will, if you did kill me, I will tell my more friendly to ban you from the game." The friendly should [ask], "What you got?" Friendly on the game [replies], "Jack, you are not my friendly, the all friendly you be ban, if you don't get it, will have fun." If you don't like the text, I am come for you. Ok, now like it, the end.
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.
des get back on DND beyond
Hi, I did not get your text. I texted you when I texted you. You are not [responding].
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
What would you name a detective if he didn't already have a name?
Cassie.
Get it?
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
My girlfriend told me her lips were dry, and she had the audacity to get mad at me for telling her to walk.
Sell PC.
Go to Croatia.
Try to fly to the US to meet female.
US won't let me in.
End up in Norway.
Female leaves me.
Female gets arrested by feds.
Feds read all my messages and see my dick pics.
Just another day in the defib life.
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat...
If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the “shell” station.
I was in Afghanistan and I had been captured by the Taliban. I was going to get the death penalty.
Suddenly a man came out of nowhere and offered to take the penalty. It was my idolo Penaldo. He missed the penalty. Now I will die. Shame on u Penaldo!
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
Student: There are 505 rocks in a car. If 8 fall out, how many are left?
Teacher: There will be 497 rocks left.
Student: Ok!!
Student: How do you put an alligator in a closet?
Teacher: You can't, it won't fit.
Student: No!! Just open the door, put the alligator in, then close the door.
Teacher: Ohhh, now I get it.