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Where did Joe go after getting lost in a minefield?

Everywhere.

If an emo doesn't get better by Christmas, Santa's reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year.

Sorry, what’s the quickest way to get to the hospital? Easy, just stand in the middle of a busy road.

What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?

Cotton gets picked.

Roses are red, get on your knees, and bark for me!

What happens when skeletons score points in a game?

They get a bone-us.

You know, life as a pufferfish is tough. They get startled, then they get hard.

Why did the orphan like milk?

Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!

Hey Jorden Calerendiá, your last name sounds like a sea food shop that I get my fish from.

Your roasting is trash just like you. Boy, stop roasting on Addison and Gwen and others; you're probably 5 years old trying to dislike that. That roasting is like from 1920, get a life.

Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!

Why do orphans always get picked on?

They can't run and tell their parents.

A couple has sex in the dark every single night.

One night, the wife gets curious about what goes on, so they start f...ing, and she flicks the light on. When she flicks the light on, she catches him with a dildo playing with her pussy. She's so mad that she started ranting and raving. The husband says, "Honey, I know you're mad, and I'll explain the toy. Just do me one favor: explain the children."

There once was a boy named Sammy who loved this girl beyond belief. Her name was Rayne, but she didn’t notice him and or talk to him, but one day she did and they ended up liking each other and getting married and living happily... wait, no, that’s not right.

Sammy actually snuck into Rayne’s house one day and kidnapped her and locked her in his basement and made her into a puppet so he could keep her forever and ever. The End.

Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.

Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?

Why do all orphans get iPhone X's?

There isn't a home button.

My ex is like AIDS! I can't get rid of him.

Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?

Dogs get loved.

Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.

My mom told me to get dressed, and I said, "For what? Are we going to the rodeo?"