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What is the difference between a flower and an orphan?
A flower gets picked.
God promised John that if he came in 1st, he would get an eternal life, but instead he came in 5th and got a kettle!
Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.
There's an old lady doing gardening every year. Nothing grows. She goes to the man who lives next door. She says, "How do you get your tomatoes so big and red?" He tells her, "You show them your privates at night time." So she leaves. That night later, she goes outside and shows the garden her privates. The next day she's got zucchinis a meter long!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side. LOL.
I thought I told you to lock up when I left this morning. This is why our shit gets stolen all the time!
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."
Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team?
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
Cause they about to taste my Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) Morbius (His name is Dr. Michael Morbius)
You know you’re not liked when you get handed the camera every time they take a group photo.
Hi, I did not get your text. I texted you when I texted you. You are not [responding].
What time is it when you cannot walk anymore? Time to get a wheelchair 🦽
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.
What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?
One gets picked.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Get in the van, or I'll kill you.
You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.