twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i'll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i'll die. I hope i'll born to a new hole life.
If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.
They believe they are equal to men right? So they are able to fight back right? Then prove it! My EQUALITEHHHHHHHH
Why didn't the Asian get a high five because Logan Paul left him hanging
What's a good way to masturbate???
Get somebody to do it for u
How to get quick cash: Step 1: Kill a child's parents Step 2: Do foster care for them Step 3: Get paid for doing foster care
I was going to make a chemistry joke.. But it looks like I won’t get a reaction :)
Why are orphanages like dogs Because they get adopted
So I meet with a therapist on a weekly basis, we talk about my depression and how it's been getting worse. Recently, I've been advised about my condition, and how I've been discussing to her about being suicidal, she's been very helpful throughout it, I was even told I can pay in advance from now on, so I don't have to worry about it later.
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard.
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The Sunday school teacher is a little concerned that his kids might be a little confused about Jesus so he asks his class, “where is Jesus today?”
Little Suzy replies, “He’s in heaven”
Little Mary replies, “He’s in my heart”
Little Johnny says, “He’s in the bathroom!”
The teacher says, “how do you know this?”
Then little Johnny says, “Well, every morning my father gets up, bang on the bathroom door, and yells, “Jesus Christ are you still in there!?”
What's the difference between Bird flu and swine flu? -- For one you get tweetment, for the other you get oinkment.
why did stephen hawkins wife get annoyed with him? He had an affair with Alexa
Why did the cheetah get disqualified?
Because he was a cheetah DUH!
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Lego figures from his friend but they ran way too.
On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care centre, how hard is it to get into Oxford?
How can you get free butt plants just get your man to fill your butt with Natural juices
Whats the different's between apples and orphan's? The apples get picked XD!
Therapist: So how depressed would you say you’ve been feeling lately?
Me: I don’t care anymore if my foot hangs over the bed where a monster can get it
Therapist [whispering]: Jesus, wow
Why does a heterosexual man believe that if a heterosexual man gets his dick sucked by another heterosexual man it's called a brojob? because it's male bonding
If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*
