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Mother, “Johnny, if you keep being this naughty, you’ll get kids who will be very naughty to you!”

Johnny, “Oh mom, you just betrayed yourself there, didn’t you?”

Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

A: He forgot to wrap his Whopper.

How to get quick cash:

Step 1: Kill a child's parents.

Step 2: Do foster care for them.

Step 3: Get paid for doing foster care.

Two skeleton brothers are talking.

1st bro: "Hey, get up! You and do some exercise! You are so heavy, you weigh a ton!"

2nd bro: "A skele-TON :)"

I was going to make a chemistry joke. But it looks like I won’t get a reaction :)

James: I have a joke. Sex!

Ronny: I don't get it.

James: Exactly.

What time do butts get up? At the crack of dawn!!!

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.

The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, "Honey put down the knife, we were only talking about getting a divorce."

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How do you get a dishwasher to shovel snow? Give the bitch a shovel.

If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all. Heck, cheer on the rapist, or join in the fun.

How did the blind Catholic get in a car crash? He asked Jesus to take the wheel.

Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when children get it.

What is something feminists crave but will never get? Semen.

How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!

Sometimes I feel ugly, then I think of my sister and get over it.

My mom said to take out the trash bags, so I did. And the next day, my mom asked, "Where are your sisters?" I said, "In line to get crushed."

My ex still misses me... But her aim is getting better every time!