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What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
How does a mathematician get tan?
sin/cos.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
Us three get along well. I guess you could say we're the TREE-o!
Getting a book on pasta?
Yes. Just imagine the pastabilities there are!
Why did the skunk cross the road?
To get to the odor side!
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common?
They both try to get there before the hair does.
What do you get if you eat sugar?
High.
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
What does 6 tell 7?
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
A dog gets adopted.
A kid and his dad went to the park. The kid accidentally steps on a cockroach.
They go home immediately and dad gets the scissors. Now the kid has some balls to play with.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
Let's try to get to either max likes or dislikes, your choice.
And duck jokes, who would win in a fight, a baby or a pacifist, presented by duck?
Ok, so let me tell y'all the lore. Basically, what happened was there's these mfs called Rhys and a guy named Mobrur. Mobrur is a fish basically from Bangladesh and Israel, so he's just a fish because he's Netanyahu's cousin, and Liam is from Australia; he's just a white piece of crap.
Basically, what happened was they knocked up each other because they were drunk and jumping on Netanyahu's beer belly, and it was all just a mess. Rhys is trying to get child support and half property from Fish, but he won't give it because he is nasty and claiming what isn't his, and he said, "No one likes you." So to summarize it, he killed him and is in jail now.
And there he met Mooha and he turned straight, Alhamdulillah! EVERYONE SAY ALHAMDULILLAH! He became straight, then Mooha got knocked up in prison and the guards beat them and they died.
I asked my sister to get me a cup of fruit punch. I realized she was taking a bit so I walk to the kitchen and noticed that she spilled it on herself. I asked her, "How did you do that?" but there was no response.