It's telling that Ye gets more offended when he's called a gayfish than a Nazi.
whats the best thing about an abortion joke?? no one gets offended
What to you get if you cross diarrhoea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
whats the difference between apples and orphans... the apples get picked
Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom
This Dwarf was being mean to me so I said “when you get home I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you.”
How do you get to the Hogwarts gym?
Go through the dumbbell door
Why should you be friends with emo's? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off and when it expires they get rid of themselvs.
what dose a pedophile and a light switch have in common
They both get turned on by children
I hate this-Everybody knows its how I roll if you jump into my van you get a Tootsie Roll-My Uncle said this.....
Why did mommy disapear: the dad: well, when she crossed the road to get to the chicken, she only made it halfway.
Why do orphans play a lot of tennis? Cause that's the only way they get love.
why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant? because he had a big bill
What do bees 🐝 do when they get married? They go on a honeymoon.
How do you get 500 dead baby’s into a car? A blender
How do you get 500 dead baby’s out of a car? A straw
Why do nuns walk in groups?. So one “ nun” can keep an eye on the other “ nun” just to make sure that she isn’t getting “ nun”.
What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
Women.
why did the orphan cross the road?
to finally get his milk.
You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?
Both end up getting cut.
Dark humor is like cancer, its even funnier when children get it
