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Get a head in life by decapitating someone.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.
Science gets you to the moon.
Religion flies you into buildings.
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
Every like this gets, I will kill a telemarketer.
Every dislike, I will kill a cute puppy.
Every comment, I will kill your ex bf or gf and send you a PS5.
What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
Suicidal thoughts aren’t nice, but nor is life. So why not get them both done and over with?
When your brother sends you to go get a box of condoms for his b-day. (* *)
What's the difference between me and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion?
Because it was OUTSTANDING in the field! 💀💀😂😂😂😂😂
Why did the boy get a koala? He had the koalafications.
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
A woman goes to buy a parrot.
There is one for 200, 500, and one for 15 bucks.
She asks why the last one is so cheap.
The man at the counter says, "It used to live in a brothel/sex house."
The lady buys it anyway.
When she gets home, it says, "Fuck me, a new brothel!"
When her daughters get home, it says, "Fuck me, 2 new prozzies!"
When the father gets home, the parrot says, "Fuck me, Daryl, haven't seen you in the brothel in weeks!"
I'm happy that I named my dog "I Know What You Did." It's funny to see how much people get scared when I call him.
My mom told me to get a job, so I did.
One day my mom saw me, I had money. My mom asked me where did you get that money? My mom asked me where did you get that money. I said I got a job in the neighborhood. My mom asked me what do you do, so I said when you take showers I secretly open the door, and I let the guys come and see you one by one, and I get paid for it.
My mom said you're growing up so fast, & I said back to my mom that is what the guys say when they see you in the shower.