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What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple's actually get picked.
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Me: Demon Slayer.
My teacher: Why?
The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?
Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.
Ah shit, here they come
What did the orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because it has no home button.
Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?
You get PRICKrolled.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.
Question: Why did the blonde get excited after finishing a puzzle in 5 months?
Answer: The box said 3-5 years!
When the quiet kid has an argument with the school shooter, and you didn't get to pull out the AK.
How do you get a light bulb horny? You turn it on!
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
So they can get in the cast!
When does a doctor get mad?
When he runs out of patients!
My dad just found out and told my mom about one of their friends, Chad, who just murdered his wife, Claire. After doing that, he turned the gun on himself and committed suicide right after.
My mom's reply: "Jesus, Chad will do anything to get out of cleaning his mess, won't he?"
What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
It's legal to get stoned.
A gay guy and a trucker get in a car crash.
The gay guy says, "Somebody call the police! This man just rammed into me!"
The trucker says, "What the fuck did you just say, fucker? Get over here, I'm gonna wreck your ass!"
The gay man then says, "It's okay, everybody, don't call the police! He wants to negotiate."