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Why did the chickens cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
What award does the Demogorgon get? A Emmygorgon.
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. But, unfortunately, it just made her more upset.
She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base.
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Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"
The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."
Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.
Son: Dad, I'm gay.
Dad: I support you.
Son: I like you.
Dad: Get out and into my room!
Want to know the difference between an orphan and a flower??
Flowers get picked.
If the average male walks 1.7 miles a day, then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk?
Why did orphans have to drink their own piss?
Because last time they went to the bar, they went with their dad and drank some Corona, then got drunk and started eating someone's toenails, so his dad went to go get the milk and everybody had to evacuate the bar. Then the orphan started walking on his teeth and got listed for the top ten wanted animals in the world, so then he felt wanted and went to go home and had nobody to go to, so he found the beer bottle he drunk out of and started pissing in it so he wouldn't die and loved it. So then someone saw him in the bushes pissing in a beer bottle then drinking, so the person who saw him started recording and posted it on YouTube, and the boy became famous, so now he can feel like he was wanted in life after daddy went to go get the milk, then the little boy became really rich.
You know where I get my soda? Mini-soda.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house to get to a tree and a house to get to the earth to get home 🏡? Day today I have to get my kids and oooooo.
Why did Naruto run fast?
Because he tried to get away from himself.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side.