Mother, “Johnny, if you keep being this naughty, you’ll get kids who will be very naughty to you!” Johnny, “Oh mom, you just betrayed yourself there, didn’t you?” Source: http://jokesfan.com/little-johnny-jokes.html
School and Boot Camp are a lot alike, the only difference is that in school you don't have to get deployed to get shot at
Q: how did burger king get diary queen pregnant A: he forgot to wrap his whopper
Two skeleton brothers are talking 1st bro: Hey get up you and do some exercise you are so hevy you weigh a ton! 2nd bro: A skele-TON :)
James: I have a joke. Sex! Ronny: I don't get it. James: Exactly.
A teacher asked her class “what is sex?” Little Johnny got up and said: “Sex is a *temptation* Causes by a *sensation* Where the boy sticks his *location* Into a girls *destination* To increase the *population* Of the next *generation* Did you get my *explanation*? Or do you need a *demonstration* The teacher faints
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What time do butts get up? At the crack of dawn!!!
How do you get away with rape and incest in California? Say you identify as a woman. Fact: It's actually legal to rape your daughter if you are a woman in California.
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don't get of it, I'm not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, "Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce."
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How did the blind Catholic get in a car crash? He asked Jesus to take the wheel.
Wye did the orphan sleep outside... because he gets to wake up toe mother nature
Why did Hitler stop playing Golf? He kept getting stuck in the Bunker
Sometimes I feel ugly , then I think of my sister and get over it.
My ex still misses me... But her aim is getting better every time!
A doctor tells a woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic. So she gets a divorce.
How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb it takes two but don't ask me how they get inside
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made her more upset. She screamed at me and said, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
