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if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don't forget that they can hide but they cant run.

After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some water, Jill pulled up her dress and said daddy fuck me harder.

what did the pedophile say to the kid. "roses are red ,my name is dan ,i have a gun get in the van"

Dark Humor Is Just Like Water,

Some People Get It Some People Don't.

Emo kids counting be like: 1,2,3 come hang with me! 4,5,6 Gonna get new slits! 7,8,9 Suicide! 10,11,12 Bring some pills!

Why don't orphans get offended by dark humour jokes? It can't hit home.

everyone: so wait let me get this straight feminist want to cancel fathers day because it is offensive to single mothers

feminist: correct

everyone: THEN WTF IS THE POINT OF MOTHERS DAY

Roses are red shit is brown get that dick out my ass so we can go to town

what do you get after a leper has a hot bath.... porridge.

A hot girls wants to do suicide and jump from a bridge when an ugly smelly homeless weirdo walks up to her. And he says "hey you hot babe, let's fuck. She just answers "get the fuck away you ugly bastard". The guy just laughs and says "alright i wait down there".

I'll always remember my grandpa's last words

Are you getting the knife

my handicapped friend was getting bullied i said just stand up for your self

Suicide is the way to get even with the bitch called probability.

What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A flat major

How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Running, JK rolling!

Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!

many years of sex in the dark. The wife find out he was using a dildo. The wife gets angry and says "explain the dildo prick" the husband says "explain the children bitch"!