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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Yall knew this one fr

you play gatcha life more like go get a life

An orphan was running down the road.. a car pulled up and said "get in" so the orphan got in and said "where we going?" the kidnapper said "i'm taking you to my house" he orphan replied "OML YOUR ADOPTING ME!?"

do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?

Why do kids prefer to spend more time with there dad than there mom?

They already know that there dad is gonna get " Milk " and never return

What school subject does an orphan Love,. PE because they actually get picked.

Fortnite is just like high school. you get off the bus and start shooting everybody

how do you get an emo kid to jump

a bridge

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As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.

Parents: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage, Kid: why? Parents: so you don't get bored there

Q: why do depressed people alway have colored hair?

A: that’s as close they can get to die

How do necrophiles get consent? A ouja board

if things dont get better the Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging

Why don’t witches wear underwear?

To get a better grip on their broom

What do you get when King Kong steps on Batman and Robin?

Flatman and Ribbon

Dad: Hey son wanna here a joke?

Son: Sure thing, dad!

Dad: Your mother and I are getting a divorce. She found out that I was sleeping with the neighbors dog!

Son: I don't get the joke, dad.

Dad: It's my life son! My life is the joke.

The Women saw a Cute lookin cop she Had pulled up right Next to him and said “Hey can i get your number” He said yea it’s “911”. And drove of

Why’d the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay (guys/girls) house. (Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?” A: the chicken