What do you get when you have 10 chicken nuggets and little Jimmy tries to take one?
10 chicken nuggets and a dead little Jimmy.
What do you get when you have 10 chicken nuggets and little Jimmy tries to take one?
10 chicken nuggets and a dead little Jimmy.
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: πββοΈπββοΈπββοΈ
Why doesn't Kermit the frog get married?
He doesn't like commitment.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other side.
A mirror and a beer bottle are arguing.
The beer bottle says: "If you break me, you get one year of bad luck."
The mirror scoffs: "Oh, that's nothing. You break me and you get 7 years of bad luck."
The condom overhears these arguments and walks off laughing.
What did Hitler get for his birthday?
A G.I. Jew and an Easy Bake Oven.
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
Why can't an orphan get married? It doesn't have its parents' blessing.