A guy was in one of the twin towers and he ordered pepperoni pizza but he didn't get it he got plane instead
Dad: we are giving ur toy's to the orphanage
Kid: why
Dad:so you won't get bored
I: Get a boomerang type: Why? Me: Because for frisbee you need friends.
What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke? A stroke of luck :)
i don't get it. orphans are very religious, well mostly. statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church i mean its the only place they can call someone "father"
You are getting Cole for Christmas you shit fuckers.
What do you getting you cross bill cosby and Jeffrey Epstein? Predator 2
Uh six teachers are annoying. Thank god I am not getting picked on at school or on this website.
When the quiet kid has an argument with the school shooter and you didn't get to pull out the AK
John F. Kenedy: Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head
Why did the chicken cross the playground.
to get to the other side
So, I heard Bounty, the maker of paper towels, has decided to get into the Male Enhancement business...
..their new slogan?
The Quicker Pecker Upper.
What is harry potters favorite way to get down a hill? Walking JK rolling.
How did I get to Iraq? I ran
what do you get when you have 10 chicken nuggets and little jimmy tries to take one.
10 chicken nuggets and a dead little jimmy
Why doesnt kermit the frog get married? He doent like kermitment
How do you get 1 million followers? You ran through Africa with a bottle of water.
whats the diffrent between an othern and a apple tree
apples get picked
Oh no I feel bad for Steven Hawkins he can’t get up the stairway to heaven
Why did the one handed man cross the road?
To get to the second hand store!
