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What is worse than a baby getting hanged in a tree?

That same baby getting hanged in multiple trees.

A mirror and a beer bottle are arguing.

The beer bottle says: "If you break me, you get one year of bad luck."

The mirror scoffs: "Oh, that's nothing. You break me and you get 7 years of bad luck."

The condom overhears these arguments and walks off laughing.

Guys, we need to stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents might get upset. Oh, wait... never mind.