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JFK: Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.

Guys, we need to stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents might get upset. Oh, wait... never mind.

Why can't an orphan get married? It doesn't have its parents' blessing.

Little Johnny saw his dad getting head from his mom. Johnny asked what they were doing, and mom stopped and said she was fixing his dad's pants. Little Johnny says, "That explains what the lady next door was doing."

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?

The apples get picked.

What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?

Predator 2.

You are getting Cole for Christmas, you shit fuckers.

What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke?

A stroke of luck :)

I don't get it.

Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".

What’s the difference between an orphan and a tomato?

The tomato gets picked.

Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?

Because he can't run home.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!

I told my mom to get rope for a project, and when she got home, I got the good old coat hanger out and hung myself up.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.

Dad: We are giving your toys to the orphanage.

Kid: Why?

Dad: So you won't get bored.

A guy was in one of the Twin Towers and he ordered pepperoni pizza, but he didn't get it. He got a plane instead.

I: "Get a boomerang."

Type: "Why?"

Me: "Because for frisbee, you need friends."

What is worse than a baby getting hanged in a tree?

That same baby getting hanged in multiple trees.

John F. Kennedy: "Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."