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Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
Why do lesbians get their belly button pierced?
So they have a place to hang the air freshener.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger before my eyes.
Then it hit me.
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?
So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
Q: Why did the orphan cross the road?
A: To get to the other side to find his parents.
There was no other side of the road.
How are rape and an airplane similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
What do Christians and gays have in common?
They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.
Q: How did Helen Keller get a concussion?
A: She kept stepping on a rake.
My friend and I were at the mall and decided to try on some necklaces. He said, "I think you should get the one over there." I do. I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it. I asked him, "Did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?"
Bf: Hey, what ya doing?
Gf: Just lying in bed.
Bf: Just lying in bed?
Gf: And eating cereal.
Bf: Ha, nice, what would you do if I was in bed next to you...?
Gf: Eat my cereal.
Bf: I mean if the cereal wasn't there.
Gf: I'd get out of bed and get more cereal.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
How do crazy people get through a forest?
They take the psycho-path!
Little Johnny: Hey, Dad, are you finally back with the milk?
Dad: Yea, but it's expired, so I'm going back to the "milk store" and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk me home, and then get home? Then I can walk you home, and walk home.
A drunk guy asked his penis: 《Tell me, how can you get shorter and longer and I can't?》
《Why don't you speak to me?》
《Stop getting shorter and longer or I will choke you.》
《Oh yeah, I like it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)》
Hhhhhhhhh ♪(┌・。・)┌
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a male. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
What can orphans not get when playing a sport?
A home run!
But you could get plastic surgery and look 20 years younger. With that, no one will suspect you!
What did the orphan say to his dad last?
Please get non-fat milk!