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To RANDYYYY,
Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.
-ALYA with love
School sucks, just like you, get roasted nerds.
A penis is driving a car when all of a sudden it gets hit by a car, what did the penis end up saying?
Aaaawwwww I got dicklash!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.
Why do orphans play tennis?
It's the only way they get love.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
How do you put a baby in a blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get the baby out? With a tortilla chip!
If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.
They're trained for that.
Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!
What sound do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
Meow.
Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.
Orphan: I don’t have parents.
Hi, I did not get your walk.
Wife: I think these pants are getting too small for me!
Husband: Don't worry, maybe you are just bad at laundry.
The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: 'Cause they can’t get back to home.
I go 7u7. I said I go 7u7. Get Rick and rolled, my son.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay person's house!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.