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When the priest said, "Be gone from this boy, demon!" the demon replied, "And you get out of the boy!"
Beer Bottle: You break me, you get one year of bad luck!
Mirror: You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!
Condom: Hahaha... (Condom walks off laughing)
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
One day my sister was making hotdogs. My sister asked me if I wanted some. I said no. Then my sister asked my friend, and he always said no.
Then my sister said I have to eat it plain with no flavor. We have no ketchup, mustard, or onions. My friend said I got something to give it flavor. My sister said, "Okay."
My sister left the kitchen to get something. I asked my friend what are you going to do. Then he took the hotdog bread, opened it, and ran his penis all around it, and put some white cream that came out of his penis. I put the hotdogs on the bread. Then my sister came back and put hotdogs on the hotdog bread. I told my sister the hotdogs are ready. She ate them. I asked how were the hotdogs. My sister said, "I don’t know what flavor is this, but it is very tasty."
What do you get after a leper has a hot bath? ... Porridge.
Why doesn't the witch wear panties?
To get a better grip on her broom stick!
Get the gun, shoot it up your bum!
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
----> [] get in the door.
What disease do you get from shoving a dirty, rusty piece of metal up your ass? Tetanus.
A normal exorcism is getting a demon out of a person, but a reverse exorcism is the devil telling the priest to get out of the child.
I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over them.
What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?
You get a milkshake!
Get off of here, kids!
Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
What’s the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.