Girl: Boys are like sports, they get played.
Boy: Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
Get Jokes
Me: *writes Kahoot about me then finishes.*
Me and friend: *plays Kahoot.*
A question: When is (my name) happy?
Friend: *puts a good answer and gets wrong.*
Answer: Never, only a portion.
Friend: Do you need help?
You get a deep voice, you shit talk to 5 year olds.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes, and everyone is trying to shit on ya.
Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol
Two friends wanting to find out if their buddy was gay.
The two walked up to their buddy and said, "Get down!" and he kneeled down.
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? A: Apples get picked.
Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!
"Get your butt out of my face!"
"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
Hi, I did not get it when I went home to walk home from home and walk, walk, walk.
Two gay men walk into a bar. One of them turned to the other and said, "Hey, what do you say we get out of here?"
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.
What do butts say?
"Help me, I'm getting wiped clean!"
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
Gloves!
JK, he hasn't opened it yet.
Where did Joe go after getting lost in a minefield?
Everywhere.
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
