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What did my dad say before he went to go get milk?
"There's money in my wallet for pizza. I love you."
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.
I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!
Why did the Mushroom get invited to so many parties?
He was a fungi!
Your mom was absolutely getting drilled by me on the living room floor last night.
If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Humor is like skin; the darker it gets, the less people like it.
Why are dildos like a ratcheting wrench? They both make lots of noise and get their job done.
CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.
Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.
Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I get turned on when it’s below 10%.
There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.
Why did the rapper get a job at the bank?
Because he wanted to make some rap deposits!
If a WOMAN gets RAPED, RUN INTO THE SECNE AND HELP HER.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get away from this conversation?
If I get an atom, I would split it with you.
Q. What does Jeffrey Epstein get his sex partners for their birthday? A. Crayons.
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John F. Kennedy: "Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
What word starts with M and ends in RAGE? Miscarriage.
That joke never gets old... but neither does the baby...;)