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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay person's house!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
There is this girl at school, and she gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why doesn’t she stand up for herself?
When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
Censorship is trash. It doesn’t stop people from spreading hate anyways.
Your forehead is so big Mega Mind gets jealous.
Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant. And die.
A kid and a man are walking into a forest at night.
Kid: "Mr., it's getting dark. I'm scared!"
Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?
Why didn't the teddy bear want to go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
To RANDYYYY,
Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.
-ALYA with love
School sucks, just like you, get roasted nerds.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school?
They do not have parents to bring to parent/teacher conferences.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.
They're trained for that.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What sound do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
Meow.
How do you put a baby in a blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get the baby out? With a tortilla chip!
Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.