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What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.
They're trained for that.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why didn't the teddy bear want to go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
To RANDYYYY,
Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.
-ALYA with love
Why do orphans play tennis?
It's the only way they get love.
What sound do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
Meow.
How do you put a baby in a blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get the baby out? With a tortilla chip!
Why didn’t the construction worker build a bridge?
He was scared to get across.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol
What time is it when a rooster sits on a fence? Morning.
What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence? Time to get a new fence.
What time is it when a lawyer sits on the fence? Time for an elephant to sit on the fence.
Hi, I did not get your walk.
Wife: I think these pants are getting too small for me!
Husband: Don't worry, maybe you are just bad at laundry.
I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*
The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!
What is a difference between a tree? Tree 🌲 was the day you get.