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What time is it when a rooster sits on a fence? Morning.
What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence? Time to get a new fence.
What time is it when a lawyer sits on the fence? Time for an elephant to sit on the fence.
Hi, I did not get your walk.
Wife: I think these pants are getting too small for me!
Husband: Don't worry, maybe you are just bad at laundry.
I go 7u7. I said I go 7u7. Get Rick and rolled, my son.
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
Memes
The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐Lol
You: Did you get the new snoo subscription?
Other: What's snoo?
You: Not much, how 'bout you?
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay person's house!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why was one afraid of every number in the world?
Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
When I get hungry ๐
Get confused with Confucius!
I wanted to have sex, but I share a room with my brother, so we made a code. "Tomato" for faster, and "cheese" for more, and I shouted, "Tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese." My brother said, "Stop making sandwiches, you're getting mayo on my bed!"
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.
What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.
I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*
Knock, knock.
(Whoโs there?)
Roger.
(Roger who?)
Roger walks away, silently sobbing, having realized his motherโs Alzheimerโs is getting worse!