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Wife: I think these pants are getting too small for me!
Husband: Don't worry, maybe you are just bad at laundry.
The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!
Fun game to get.
What is a difference between a tree? Tree 🌲 was the day you get.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: 'Cause they can’t get back to home.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field!
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger before my eyes.
Then it hit me.
When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.
Q: How do you get 10 babies in a trashcan?
A: With a blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Chips.
One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol
You: Did you get the new snoo subscription?
Other: What's snoo?
You: Not much, how 'bout you?
What time is it when you get home?
What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.
When I get hungry 😋
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay person's house!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
I wanted to have sex, but I share a room with my brother, so we made a code. "Tomato" for faster, and "cheese" for more, and I shouted, "Tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese." My brother said, "Stop making sandwiches, you're getting mayo on my bed!"
I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*
The Flanders Song
God said to Noah, "There’s gonna be a floody-floody."
Rain came down, it started to get muddy-muddy.
Get these animals👏out of the arky-arky."
"Leave me alone!"