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What time is it when you get home?

What is a difference between a tree? Tree 🌲 was the day you get.

Fun game to get.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

He was outstanding in his field!

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.

What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?

"9 Juan Juan, who this?"

One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol

Q: How do you get 10 babies in a trashcan?

A: With a blender.

Q: How do you get them out?

A: Chips.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger before my eyes.

Then it hit me.

When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

I wanted to have sex, but I share a room with my brother, so we made a code. "Tomato" for faster, and "cheese" for more, and I shouted, "Tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese." My brother said, "Stop making sandwiches, you're getting mayo on my bed!"

I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*

What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.

What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.

You: Did you get the new snoo subscription?

Other: What's snoo?

You: Not much, how 'bout you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay person's house!

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.

I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪

I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."

Get pranked, bozo!