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Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always have BARS on their GPS.
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
The Flanders Song
God said to Noah, "There’s gonna be a floody-floody."
Rain came down, it started to get muddy-muddy.
Get these animals👏out of the arky-arky."
"Leave me alone!"
How do you get a million fowl?
You run through Africa with a bullet of water.
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s?
Not getting the job at McDonald’s.
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
How do you get black kids to stop jumping off the bed?
You put Velcro on the ceiling.
How do you get the black kids down?
You invite the Mexicans over.
Depression jokes are like food... not every people get it.
Deez nuts, can we get much higher?
Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.
Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant. And die.
I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.