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Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: 'Cause they can’t get back to home.
The Flanders Song
God said to Noah, "There’s gonna be a floody-floody."
Rain came down, it started to get muddy-muddy.
Get these animals👏out of the arky-arky."
"Leave me alone!"
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always have BARS on their GPS.
What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s?
Not getting the job at McDonald’s.
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
Rapboat has to drug his own drink to get laid.
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get DE-GREEZ.
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field!