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What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s?
Not getting the job at McDonald’s.
I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked, "Where are you from?" and I said Portugal. He replied, "So you are a fellow countryman of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out!!" Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Penaldo, for costing me my dream job!
Your forehead is so big Mega Mind gets jealous.
There is this girl at school, and she gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why doesn’t she stand up for herself?
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
How do you get black kids to stop jumping off the bed?
You put Velcro on the ceiling.
How do you get the black kids down?
You invite the Mexicans over.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
Deez nuts, can we get much higher?
Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.
Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
Depression jokes are like food... not every people get it.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
How do you get a million fowl?
You run through Africa with a bullet of water.
Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...