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What do you get when you kill a brown chicken and brown cow?

Dead chicken and dead cow.

My dad said I should look if I could move a log. Well, he had to go get milk.

What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?

Answer: YOUR DAD

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews?

Santa Claus gets to leave the chimney alive.

I'm happy that I named my dog "I Know What You Did." It's funny to see how much people get scared when I call him.

Why do you go to the bank?

To get money.

When do you run from the bank?

When the cops come.

Communist jokes suck... unless everyone gets them.

Your mum is so fat, she gets hit by a parked car!

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Well, at least one gets picked.

If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no friends.

Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.

How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider-Man?

Well, he weaved a really tangled web, and Aunt May saw it.

If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped.

Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?

Because she has to get on her knees.

Don't joke about Juice WRLD; he died a hard life, so get f***ed.

What's the difference between apples and orphans?

Apples get picked.

I had to get my dog. Is it a tree? Was your time and I had fun today after dinner. I had...

Why didn't the sun get a job? Seriously, I have no idea why. Help me!

Science gets you to the moon.

Religion flies you into buildings.