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What kind of paper gets stuck to your foot?
DUH! A sticker.
Why do orphans play tennis?
It's the only way they get love.
The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!
Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.
Orphan: I don’t have parents.
A penis is driving a car when all of a sudden it gets hit by a car, what did the penis end up saying?
Aaaawwwww I got dicklash!
who's getting the best head
I go 7u7. I said I go 7u7. Get Rick and rolled, my son.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!
What time is it when a rooster sits on a fence? Morning.
What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence? Time to get a new fence.
What time is it when a lawyer sits on the fence? Time for an elephant to sit on the fence.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the British bastard and get the egg roll.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field!
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.
Hi, I did not get your walk.
Wife: I think these pants are getting too small for me!
Husband: Don't worry, maybe you are just bad at laundry.
What is a difference between a tree? Tree 🌲 was the day you get.
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