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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger before my eyes.
Then it hit me.
Q: How do you get 10 babies in a trashcan?
A: With a blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Chips.
Why didn’t the construction worker build a bridge?
He was scared to get across.
When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
What time is it when a rooster sits on a fence? Morning.
What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence? Time to get a new fence.
What time is it when a lawyer sits on the fence? Time for an elephant to sit on the fence.
Fun game to get.
What is a difference between a tree? Tree 🌲 was the day you get.
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
When I get hungry 😋
What time is it when you get home?
Get confused with Confucius!
I wanted to have sex, but I share a room with my brother, so we made a code. "Tomato" for faster, and "cheese" for more, and I shouted, "Tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese." My brother said, "Stop making sandwiches, you're getting mayo on my bed!"
What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.
There is this girl at school, and she gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why doesn’t she stand up for herself?
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked, "Where are you from?" and I said Portugal. He replied, "So you are a fellow countryman of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out!!" Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Penaldo, for costing me my dream job!
When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.
Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.
My wife got mad at me because I took our life savings and brought golden retrievers.
Like, bitch, we can get gold because of these golden retrievers.
Q: What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
A: Apples get picked.